Perfect?

[Alspals69]

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed
someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,
they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of
toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon
they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an
accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Question: Who was the
survivor?
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really
existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a
perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.


















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen!

[LittleFury]

BWahahahahaha...that was goodddd

[Tessie]

Oh I listen just fine. I just don't listen to men.

[iamawesum69420]

Well I only listen to the one person I know is always right....me.

[MizMinx555]

LOL... thats hilarious...

[HerPleasure06]

But if she cant drive…is she really perfect? That’s a thinker

[megalomaniac]

That would be what you call a paradox, my friends!!