02-13-2005, 09:32 PM
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Fairy tale
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce............ She chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't f**king think so!"
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02-13-2005, 10:42 PM
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LMAO
 Great fairy tale oberon. I loved the ending. Not at all like all the other cliche stories you hear about a frog that was once a prince.
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02-14-2005, 11:35 AM
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I'm glad someone besides me found this funny! *I thought it was hilarious when I first read it. *
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02-14-2005, 11:45 AM
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Well it definately brought a lil humor to my day. I thought it was so funny I felt the need to share it with someone.
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02-14-2005, 08:16 PM
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speaking as a prince i take offense to this thread
 j/k
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just adds more humor to the thread.|
02-15-2005, 03:26 AM
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Oh, Prince, it's ok. You're too sweet not to kiss.
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02-26-2005, 01:03 AM
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lol, nice one. *i'm definitely going to have to spread that one around.
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