Men are like...

[oberon]

Oh well, some of them are funny...

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the*first time, you can walk all over them for years.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, *they dont generate much interest.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not *quite sure why.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and *can keep you up all night long.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Commercials, you cant believe a word they say.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Computers, hard to figure out and never *have enough memory.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can *take them anywhere.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Curling Irons, they're always hot and *they're always in your hair.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Cement, after getting laid they take along time to get hard.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Government Bonds, they take so long to *mature.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . High Heels, they're easy to walk on once *you get the hang of it.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Horoscopes, they always tell you what to *do and are usually wrong.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not all *that bright.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Mascara, they usually run at the first *sign of emotion.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Parking Spots, the good ones are already *taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Place Mats, they only show up when *there's food on the table.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Snow Storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Used Cars, both are easy-to-get, cheap *and unreliable.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bank Machines, once they withdraw they *lose interest.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Bananas, the older they get, the less *firm they are.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Newborn Babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Crystal, some look real good, but you can still see right through them.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Dry Cleaners, most work fast and leave no *ring.

MEN ARE LIKE . . . Laxatives, they irritate the sh!t out of *you.

[monie]

AAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA!

I love you Oberon!

That was great

[vagabondprince]

that's bosses not men

[LittleFury]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Don_One @ Feb. 02 2005,23:16)]let's not forget,
"men are like diapers: always on your ass, and full of s%$@."

Bwahahaha, thats so true about my bf. Good thing his parents know that as well, cuase otherwise, after some things he bs's to his parents about me, his mom would pull out a shotgun and use me as a moving target