Two Geezers

[demonbuttercup]

Two old men feeling they are close to their last days on earth decided to
have a last night on the town.
After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel.The madam takes one
look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager, "go up to the
first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed, I'm not wasting two
of my girls on them". These two are so old and drunk they won't know the
difference."
The two men go up the stairs and take care of their business. As they are
walking home the first one says,"You know, I think my girl was
dead!""Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think that?""Well, she
never
moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.."His friend says, "I
think mine was a witch
A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?""Well, I was making love to
her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and
flew out the window.

[mels'A'flirt]

lol thats funny

[monie]

Ha ha