Also getting even...

[oberon]

A clerk notices a man wandering around the store and asks if she can help him. *He says he needs a box of tampons for his wife. So she points him to the correct isle, and goes back to her register.

A little while later he comes to the check out with a large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string.

"Didn't you need to get tampons for your wife?" she asks.

"Well, it's like this," he answers. "Last night I sent my wife to the store for a pack of cigarettes. *She came back with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers. *She said it was cheaper. *I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she."