there once was a husband who wanted to spice up his romantic life. so one day he goes to an erotic store to look for a dildo. he asks the man who owned the joint for a fine dildo, and the clerk said he had a special dildo for sale. the clerk showed him just a plain ol' dildo that you could find anywhere, but the clerk said 'no, watch this!' and with that the clerk spoke to the dildo within its box and said 'voodoo dick, the door' and within seconds the voodoo dick flew out of the box and began to fook the door with such intensity. then the clerk said 'voodoo dick, the box' the husband applauded and said, 'great! i'll take it!' but the clerk said to the husband 'to stop the voodoo dick, you must command it by saying voodoo dick the box or he will not stop.' the husband thanked the clerk and left.
once arriving home, the husband gave his wife the grand present and told her how to work it. the wife thanked him and and left cuz she was in a hurry to get to work. she did not here her husbands remarks about how to stop the voodoo dick.
so the woman was drivin along the highway with nothin to do, but wouldn't you know, there was the voodoo dick. she decided to give it a try 'voodoo dick, my p*ssy' and with that she had the greatest orgasms of her life. but she began to swirve along the road, and she did not know how to stop the voodoo dick. she got pulled over. the police officer asked what was the matter and the wife replied "it's the voodoo dick officer, it won't stop, i need help"
and the officer replied "ha, voodoo dick my ass!"
(hope it was worth the wait *
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12-31-2003, 02:07 AM
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