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12-31-2003, 02:20 AM
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well, here it goes... (no peeking at the punchline)
a pregnant woman was walking home from work one day (a tipicle day, woman was bearin triplets) when all of the sudden there was a drive-by and she had been shot in the stomach three times. having arrived at the hospital, the doctor said she would be fine, the bullets had been imbedded into the three fetuses' stomachs and some day there will be a time when they will naturally come out. well the woman had her babies - 2 girls and a boy. and when one of the girls was 5 or so she came up to her mom and said "mommy, i just pooped a bullet" and so mom told the story of the drive-by and all was good. then 2 years later, the second girl came up to her mom and said "mommy, i just pooped a bullet" the mom filled her child in on the details of the horrific drive-by, and all was good. then when the boy was 12 or so, he came to his mom, and before he could say somethin, the mom said "i know, i know, you pooped a bullet you'll be fine" but the boy denied and answered "no mom, i was masturbating and i shot the dog!" well there it was, hope you enjoyed it.
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#5
09-04-2004, 12:07 AM
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wow havent heard that one since like 3rd grade
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08-12-2008, 01:05 PM
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Awww, that is unfortunately funny!
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08-12-2008, 01:22 PM
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WoW! a 5 1/2 year old post has been resurrected from the archives. I hope you found more interesting and valuable information while searching the forums. You're apparently looking around and I wish others would, also.
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#9
08-14-2008, 12:53 PM
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Quote:
Well said!
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#10
10-23-2008, 10:02 PM
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hehe i love this it amused me
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