Blonde Jokes

[wonderboy]

A blond is at an anti-natal class with 2 other women. The first woman asks if they can predict the sex of her unborn child. The doctor asks what position they were in when the baby was concieved. The woman replies "I was on top". "Oh" replies the doctor, "that's easy, it'll be a girl". The next woman asks and replies that her husband was on top. The doctor says "Well congratulations, you'll have a boy". At this point, the blond bursts into tears. "What's up" asks the doctor, looking puzzled. The blond replies "I'm going to have a puppy!"

No ofence to blonds, my g/f is blonde and probably smarter than me!

[oberon]

Okay, I continue these ( with the same disclaimer: no offense to any blondes out there!):

>>She Was So Blonde That She......
>>
>>1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it
>> * * was too tight.
>>
>>2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't
>> * * find a lake with a slope.
>>
>>3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't
>> * * fit into the typewriter.
>>
>>4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle
>> * * in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years."
>>
>>5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the
>> * * power went out.
>>
>>6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any
>> * * phone button.
>>
>>7. When asked what the capital of California was,
>> * * she answered "C."
>>
>>8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French Fries.
>>
>>9. Baked a turkey for 5 days because the instructions
>> * * said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
>>
>>10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't
>> * * fit into those little packets.
>>
>>11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
>>
>>12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the
>>tree.
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>>13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month
>> * * because the label said "good up to 20 pounds."
>>
>>14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming
>> * * competition, complained that the other swimmers
>> * * were using their arms.
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[monie]

Wow. Blonde jokes are great. He-he.