Funny Condoms

[wonderboy]

Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms.... but kept their own slogan stil ... Uh-oh!

Sainsburys Condoms........Making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms...........Every little helps.

Nike Condoms..............Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms.........The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms...........Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms................Finger lickin' good.

Minstrels Condoms............Melt in your mouth not in your hand.

Safeway Condoms.............Lightening the load.

Abbey National Condoms...........Because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola Condoms.............The real thing.

Ever Ready Condoms.........Keep going and going.

Macintosh Condoms...........It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Pringles Condoms..............Once you pop you cant stop.

Burger King Condoms............Home of the Whopper.

Goodyear Condoms...............For a longer ride go wide.

FCUK Condoms................No comment required.

Muller light Condoms............So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash Condoms..................Just sit back and relax, let Flash do all the hard work.

Halfords Condoms...............We go the extra mile.

Royal Mail Condoms............I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex Condoms................Soft, Strong and very very long.

Renault Condoms..............Size really does matter.

Ronseal Condoms...............Does exactly what it says on the
tin.

Ronseal Quick Drying Condoms..............Its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes.

Domestos Condoms............Gets right under the rim.

Heineken Condoms..............Reaches parts that other Condoms cant reach.

Carlsberg Condoms............Probably the best Condoms in the world.

Mars Condoms...............A Condom a day helps you work rest and play.

AA Condoms..........For the 4th emergency service.

Peperami Condoms...........Its a bit of an animal.

Polo Condoms...........The Condom with a hole (Poor seller).

Stella Condoms...........Reassuringly expensive

Heinz Condoms...........57 Varieties

P.s *Some of these are UK based firms, you may not get them (I assume this board has an American majority)

[wonderboy]

I notice that something similar to this allready exists. Most of these are new though, I think.

Enjoy!!

[markyy18]

Ummmm....Isnt Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand From M&M's???


Just Wondering

[oberon]

Those are funny, wonderboy. I watch a lot of Brit TV so I think I got most them.

[monie]

i only got some... but they were funny!
and yes, melt in your mouth not in your hands is from m&ms.