The Marriage

[Tjdude]

1. Religious act by means of which they create one more Christ and one less virgin.
2. An interchange of bad humors during the day and bad scents during the night.
3. Only sentence to life imprisonment that is cancelled by bad behavior.
4. Situation in which no woman obtains what hoped for, and no man expects for what he obtains.
5. Mathematically: add of affection, subtraction of liberties, multiplication of responsibilities, and division of goods.
6. Main cause of divorce.
7. Chemical process in wich your half orange becomes your half lemon.
8. Fast form to get fat.
9. The only war, in which you sleep with the enemy.
10. It is when in the "war of sexes" you decide to take a prisoner.

THREE FINAL REFLECTIONS:

1. It serves to solve problems that you would never have if you had never married.

2. If is not because the marriage, many husbands would not have anything in common with their spouses.

3. The unmarried man is an incomplete animal. The married man is a complete animal.