60 things not to say to a naked guy

[sexykitty]

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?

[Fear Dot Com]

Well as long as my g/f doesnt see this list im ok! lol. Nah im big i would say, but that is hilarious. Lists are always funny. Almost always... lol

[JustifyMyLove]

I laughed my ass off! That was great! Well, some things were just *wrong,* but thats why you don't say them, right?

But hey, my b/f can flex the muscles in his penis, and I love it when he does that inside me...so you think I could tell him to make it dance? I really liked that one!

[LittleFury]

Another one " Are you sure you're ready?"
and "Hmmm, there is that microscope"

[oberon]

Ouch! But funny!

Here's one more-"Wow! It looks just like a real man's, only smaller."

[girl12]

another bad thing to say would be "ew"

[monie]

hahaha
yeah my bf madeit dance to freak me out once. i found it funny and laughed my ass of lol

[Acid_Burn]

lol lets hope my gf doesent see this she would say em just to get a laugh