Whore Joke

[Dirrty LiL Duckie]

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced wh0re." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl!"

"No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."

[Teknics]

It's ok... made me go *heh* but yeah... oh well thanks for posting.

[Halo]

ahhhhhhh. that proves the difference in the sexes sense of humour. Men like, rude, aggresive sexual jokes, and women go for the tame puns.
It was ok. we need another females opinion tho.

[RoseLover]

it was okay.

[sexykitty]

I, as a woman, thought it was very funny

[Fear Dot Com]

lol. that was funny. Ima whore lol. I wish i was, but yeah. good joke. I have yet to raise any peckers.... My g/f raised mine a bit... lol

[monie]

i thought it was funny