The day care teacher holds up a picture and asks, "What's this?" "A horsey," one child answers "And this?" the teacher asks "A piggy." replies another youngster. "And now this one?" asks the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers. There was no answer, only total silence "Come now, children," she coaxes, "I'll give you a little hint: What does your Mommy call your Daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot?" "I know! I know!!" exclaims one little girl. "It's a horny bastard!"
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