Not a Fun Night!

[Loser]

Alright, let me explain a little something about myself. I am completely devoid of social skills. I just prefer to stay in and read, write, or cuddle up with my girlfriend, and watch an old movie (I'm also a hopeless romantic... bah...). So I rarely go out. However, my friends seem to have a strange power over me, and can force me into doing things I never, ever want to do. For instance, dancing.
So a few days ago, my friend Brian convinced me to go to this night club with him. He had gotten a fake ID, and planned to get wasted. I don't drink, I don't dance, I don't socialize in general. How he got me to go, I'll never understand.
So anyway, *I'm making a pitiful attempt to groove with the rhythm, thinking of how much I hate rap music, and how I'm going to kill Brian for dragging me there, when I notice a girl dancing in front of me. Now, I have a girlfriend who I love dearly, and I'd never cheat on her, but that doesn't mean I don't notice good looking women. Hell, she does too. Well, she was dancing with her ass pointed out, and grinding it, pointed right at me, and she kept inching closer and closer to me.
I freeze. I don't know how to react, so I just stand there. It gets to the point where she's grinding against my bits and pieces, and I don't say anything. Not because I like it, but because I don't know what I should do. After a minute of this, she turns around, drags her arms up me, licking my neck, and moaning. At this point, I know I have to do something, but I still don't know what. I start stammering like a moron, feeling guilty as hell, even though I didn't do anything.
So she gets right up to my face, and looks like she's about to kiss me, when I hear this...
"Oh my god! You aren't Shawn!"
She screams, and runs off the dance floor. Everyone around me stops dancing, and just stares at me, still standing there, stiff as a brick.
Wasn't a fun night...

[girlygirl]

That is hilarious!

[demonbuttercup]

LOL.
That was great! She was even more freaked out than you were.

[Stephanie083099]

That was a pretty funny story thanks for sharing

[flower]

That was great story but it seamed, just for reading,beacause you didn´t like it so much but anway thanks for sharing!

[Verdilak]

Damn what a funny case of mistaken identity, although it's quite an easy thing to happen in nightclubs with all those flashing lights. My advice to you is just enjoy the memory, and track her down