Quiz for men

[hereandnow]

1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:

a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:

a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:

a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

[zeke]

[ELF]

1. Love making

2. Five tequila slammers

3. Your partner climaxes first


4. Healthy, creative love-play

5. The second best part of the experience

6. No concern of yours

7. A myth

8. Appetizer is to entree

9. "I hope we can still be friends."

10. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy

[lonely19yrold]

1. A.
2. A
3. A or B, depending on how everything goes
4. B, well, my ex at least.
5. A
6. B
7. C (I've encountered a few nice guys like myself, the rest aren't)
8. B
9. A
10. A

[heartgirl]

hmmm.... one of my boyfriends was a C all the way through ...

[Tjdude]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (hereandnow @ Mar. 03 2003,15:25)]b) Screwing
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) You both climax simultaneously
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) The second best part of the experience
a) No concern of yours
c) A moron
a) Appetizer is to entree
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy

[sevenshaved]

I would answer: a,a,a,a,a,b,a,b[because i want the sexual experience to really stick in her mind, like a good paint job would],a,a
What is my grade, do I get a prize?