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Old 02-07-2003, 06:34 PM
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A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 5 years. As he is running away, he finds a house and breaks into it. There he finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed and ties him up to a chair. He then ties the woman to the bed. After he ties her to the bed, he gets on top of her and kisses her on the neck. He then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, Give him satisfaction. This guy must be if gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you“ To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...”
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Old 05-15-2003, 02:40 AM
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Pay back time!!
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EXCELLENT!!!! I love surprise endings, thanks!
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Old 05-24-2003, 04:35 AM
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Old 05-29-2003, 12:36 PM
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Old 08-29-2003, 12:13 AM
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surprises are always good.
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Old 08-29-2003, 10:34 AM
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O yeah ... to awsome payback is a bitch babies
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Old 08-29-2003, 11:58 AM
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Heh, it would suck to be that guy....
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Old 08-30-2003, 05:51 PM
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HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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