Hi everyone - weird question here, maybe someone will know the answer.
You probably don't want to know why I'm asking, but...
1) Does sperm go bad? I mean, if it's sitting around for a while and then someone drinks it, could it have gone...I don't know, rancid or something? (I know, I know, this question is totally gross...sorry)
2) What about any diseases the donor might have? I think I remember hearing, for example, that the HIV virus dies soon after exposure to air. If sperm sits around for a while, would any viruses that might be in it die? (How long?)
Thanks, everyone. I know this is a pretty weird one - I can't find any trustworthy info on it online.
This actually reminds me (the condensed milk in particular) of a story I heard of a women with a similar obsession with huge amounts of ejaculate.. I believe she had also gotten her husband to collect it in a cup over a period of time, to later pour into her vagina.. the husband got tired and added a soap solution to make it seem like more.. needless to say, when it was later poured into her, it wasn't the fun she was hoping for ;)
This thread also makes me glad I'm one of the young puppes who's actually concentrating on getting the sex amazing, even if it is working pretty damn well so far, rather than looking for other weird and wonderful things to do :eek:
Not to gross anyone out, but at least what you do only involves humans....and nothing excretory...
....No, I'm not into that, just have seen it done.
Molly, for playing around you might enjoy using condensed milk. You can pop it in a sports drink bottle or similar, and get your bloke to squirt it over your face and into your mouth, perhaps just after he really comes. However, avoid squirting it down below, because the sugar in it could cause problems in your vagina. Mind you, I can't see you not needing a shower after that... :)
PS Who wants to be normal?!
See, Thresher says I'm totally normal. :P
Actually that's normal, I've seen much more weirder fetishes....
Amazingly, I had not thought of the ice cube tray idea. That's pretty sharp. We'll probably try it. And I know, you gotta love that people (after they finish being utterly weirded out) are actually giving me what advice they can. I do appreciate it, all.
Kitten and nuttychick, it's just that I want, like, more than one load at once. It's kindof like a bukkake fantasy. But since I'm not actually going to get twenty guys to come over, we're doing the best we can to sortof approximate it in a safe way.
[QUOTE=EvilEvilKitten;211117]I mean..why store it when you can get it 'right from the source'?[/QUOTE]
lol thats what i was thinking:D :p
I mean..why store it when you can get it 'right from the source'?
I love this forum. Where else in the world would this question be posed and seriously answered?
Okay, if you really want to try then I think frozen is the way to go with this.
1. Take one icecube tray - very thoroughly cleaned, ideally in a dishwasher.
2. BF delivers required ingredient - one cube, or possibly two.
3. Tie the tray in a plastic bag to avoid contamination of other items in the freezer, and to avoid them being mistaken for frozen pina colada by friends.
4. Remove from freezer for top up, and quickly return it.
5. Continue until BF gives up or tray is filled...
6. Tip out into large glass and allow to melt and return to room temperature naturally. Something tells me microwaving would be a bad idea, and anyway, the anticipation of them melting will probably do it for you too...
7. Umm, enjoy?
"My doctor recommended protein drinks, but this is just ridiculous" :)
I'd assume it would go bad if not frozen or maybe refrigerated. After all its an "animal product" and subject to bacteria. And any problems associated with the "donor" would be passed to the receiver, why else would people use condoms if it simply "went away"?
And I'm curious why you want to know. :)
I should clarify here: I don't care if the sperms themselves "die" or whatever. I have no interest in being pregnant. I'm worried that it would be bad to drink. So yeah, curious, your comment about bacteria and stuff is what I'm worried about. (Ewwww, I can't believe I'm talking about moldy sperm here.)
Curious - well, condoms are for the moment of orgasm and shortly after, right? And I'm talking about, like, an hour later or more. So kindof a different thing?
As to why...lol, jeez. It's some kinky stuff my boyfriend and I are thinking about trying. Actually - okay, in the interest of helping folks understand why I'm asking so maybe you can give more informed answers, there are two scenarios here:
1) We want to have him jerk off into a cup all weekend so I can drink a whole lot of it at once - that's kindof a fantasy of mine, kinda like bukkake except (hopefully) safer. We've tried this before - I noticed that it starts to smell stronger as it sits, and I figured I should find out why and whether this is really an okay idea.
2) We've visited a glory hole once (oral only); I made the guys use a condom, but it occurred to me that if we waited a while it might actually be safe (to kindof combine this with the scenario above, you get the idea). The research I've done online (as well as my own common sense) is indicating that no, it still wouldn't be, but I thought it wouldn't hurt to check and the people here seem to really know their stuff.
Sorry you asked yet? Lol
It's just like CW said. It's an organic product.....organic things not just die but they also decay. Bacteria would love to grow on something like that. So unless you do it fresh or thawed from the freezer, I'd say have fun getting sick.
Naw I'm not sorry whatever turns your crank is fine with me. I HIGHLY doubt it becomes safe over time, and why would you risk it anyways? If you really want it just find a few close male friends and have them all tested.
Molly:
From a medical point; there are bacterias and viruses all which either die off or increase; therefore, the reason a sperm bank has very specific handling of such product.
To fulfill such fantasy? I would say skip it in the best overall interest in your health. Hepatitis B, C, HSV, etc. and normal bacteria (which can multiply given conditions) are too variable for the average person to fool with.
I know during a sperm sampling of my ex (testing to see if he was at normal sperm count); we had to supply a sample in a sterile container, seal it and take it to the office within one hour (yes, he was really thrilled with this one). They supplied us with a whole host of directions to follow (and at that time I was a RN) since he refused to do it in a room in the office! The instructions were complicated enough for me and he had to supply a series of three samples.
Therefore, I would not risk anything if I were you.
How about a nice cup of piping hot Starbuck's Coffee perhaps??
[quote=constantlylearning;210749]How about a nice cup of piping hot Starbuck's Coffee perhaps??[/quote]That sounds much better to me! :)
I'll stick with my Vault, gotta get my sugar fix and never have been much of a coffee fan....
[quote=Thresher_V;210754]I'll stick with my Vault, gotta get my sugar fix and never have been much of a coffee fan....[/quote]Right now sticking to my Klondike bar...or perhaps I should say it's sticking to me! MMMMM...Heck I worked out enough, will not kill me!
You enjoy each and every bite of that ice cream bar........you deserve it
Sera.
Look, OP, fresh isn't a problem if he's clean. But drinking 'aged' sperm? Why would you want to do that? How is there an orgasm involved there? If the virus is tough enough, it can infect you even if drunk. HIV is not one of them btw, but there are those that are.
Why is it that it is always the young puppies who cannot even **** well enough to win an 'honorable mention' that want to go and get weird like this?
*now reaching for the nearest teddybear to get the 'aged sperm drinking' out of my mind*
Yeah I'm w/ the others.... doesn't sounds like a very good idea.
But if you insist... I would make sure to at least refrigerate it.:eek:
Any body fluids exposed to air became rancid and putrid. Semen becomes as foul as any.
Any disease that you can get from sex, you can get this way. It sounds rather gross to me.
Brandye, how about the Starbuck's coffee? Fairly tasty.
Ha...what I need is to develop a coffee fetish. That would be a lot more convenient. Although possibly creepy for the baristas.
Anyway...thanks, everyone, for the information and for not looking at me TOO crazy-like.
(But Evil Kitten, I can SO **** worth an honorable mention! ...he just pokes your bellybutton until a baby comes out, right? lol)
I will definitely skip the ingesting random peoples' cum - I was pretty sure that was a bad idea, but glad to know for sure - and it sounds like I might be able to store my boyfriend's in a sealed container in the fridge, but not for very long.
(We've talked about freezing it, but...what do you do after that? Microwave it? I'm not sure how we would work that.)
Thanks again! Now off for some coffee...
Ewwwwwwwww comes to mind.
Actually I'd kick this bf to the curb before I'd store anything of his anywhere. The kid is just CREEPY!
Actually...these were both my ideas. (What? Come on, it's not like I'm the only girl who ever had a fetish for cum.)
Well, if you have a fetish you have played with it enough to recognize that it begins to change immediately upon exitting the penis. And given its richness in nutrients, it goes downhill fast.
Incidentally, sperm is only 10% (by volume) of the ejaculate; the rest is semen.
[quote=MollyBoston;210890]Actually...these were both my ideas. (What? Come on, it's not like I'm the only girl who ever had a fetish for cum.)[/quote]
I have to admit this is the first I have heard of wanting to do this...:eek:
when thawing it out, you could tip the cubes in a glas then sit the glass in a container of WARM (not hot) water to speed up the thawing process. hope that helps haha
Why not get an ejaculating dildo? you can make the fake cum (recipes probably all over internet, avoid eggs for same reason as old semen)...if the container thing doesn't hold enough, have your bf (or someone handy that already knows your fetish haha) take the squirter/container off and put a bigger one on (like the bulb from a turkey baster)...heck, why not just put fake semen into a turkey baster, fill it all the way up, close your eyes, and have your bf squirt it on you? use your imagination and you won't be able to tell the diff probably, and it's 99.9% safe. hope this helps? lol
what you guys need is a pet elephant :D
[QUOTE=wowthisisfun;212376]what you guys need is a pet elephant :D[/QUOTE]
Oh now that is nasty XD
A pet elephant! Of course! Why didn't I think of that! lol
Theoneguy...aw, it just wouldn't be the same.
Thanks for all the suggestions, everyone! I do like the ice cube tray idea.
From what I understand, the sperm in semen will die after 48-72 hours (not sure which). I'm not sure about semen going rancid though.
Oh god i feel a bit sick now!! i have the total oppisite feeling to you. I hate cum.The thoughts of it just makes me so sick. Luckily for my bf though i love givin him a bj's but my mouth quickly comes away at the point of him cumming. Even when its all over my hand i'm majorily grossed out so to me drinking it after...hmm, whatever your into i suppose. Just be careful.
Can i ask though. Why is it that you wanna drink it after instead of just having him cum straight into your mouth, and yes you are normal.Each to their own.
[QUOTE=shell023;213112]Oh god i feel a bit sick now!! i have the total oppisite feeling to you. I hate cum.The thoughts of it just makes me so sick. Luckily for my bf though i love givin him a bj's but my mouth quickly comes away at the point of him cumming. Even when its all over my hand i'm majorily grossed out so to me drinking it after...hmm, whatever your into i suppose. Just be careful.
Can i ask though. Why is it that you wanna drink it after instead of just having him cum straight into your mouth, and yes you are normal.Each to their own.[/QUOTE]
lol...sorry about my gross thread, but thanks for calling me normal :) The goal here is to save a bunch of it up to drink all at once - that's why I'm trying to figure out how to save it. I know, I know. Weird.
not weird, just not my cup of tea. hope its all going well for you!!!
Does sperm go bad?
Yes !!! Dont call the police, just spank the monkey rather, to get good sperm
ok sorry Bad Joke
Dont they freeze the sperm at a the donor clinics?
I mean if your saving a lot up I guess that would change the entire meaning of a creamsicle....
A new Ben & Jerry's flavor, Jack From The Beanstalk...
More like Jackin the Beanstalk ;)