i know there have been plenty of threads about talking dirty & i have read through them all and still dont feel like ive gotten any help. Its just that my situation is slightly different. My boyfriend is in the military and stationed in CA. we talk on the phone all the time. well everynight he wants me to talk dirty to him. i will be so horny and still not have a clue what to say. i am horrible at putting my words together. i seriously never know what to say. im not exaggerating at all. he always wants to hear me masterbate, i can never seem to do that. i think its kind of weird and again i never know what to say, but once i get off the phone im fine i can go at it. I always feel horrible because he tries sooo hard to get me to talk dirty to him and i just cant get it started.
could i maybe get some examples?
i just never know how to start things and once he does i find myself sitting in silence. jeesh!
any help would be amazing.
thanks.
Fri, 07/28/2006 - 20:48
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dirty talk...again
Maybe you should try writing yourself a "script" ahead of time. That way you won't be stuck searching for the right words.
heres what my gf does
"Hey there big daddy guess What?" "my pussy is all wet ready for you to cum over here and show it a good time"
"I want you to touch me down there do you wanna feel?"
those are some examples then just fake the orgasm while like your washing dishes or something be like oh yeah oh yeah mmm you make me horny most guys cant tell the difference.
i have said stuff like that to him. but i guess i wasnt doing it right, cause he kinda changed the subject, like now he wants me to like descibe how i want it and where. okay thats cool. but im a virgin and i dont really know how id want it. & then it gets all confusing. im not really sure what guys like to hear. what do you males like to hear anyway? whats something someone has told you that has just sent you through the roof and turned you on? im just so curious.
If you haven't actually experienced an act, I'm not sure how he expects you to verbalize it for him. That seems a little ridiculous.
Perhaps you ought to suggest to him that he just let you do the talking...no questions. Then you can describe whatever you want...your way...actually tell him what you're doing, how you're touching yourself. HOwever, if you're just looking for someone to tell you what to actually say, try renting some porn--they do a lot of dirty talking--you can just copy them. SOunds like that's all your boyfriend really wants anyway.
i have to agree with jaysey if your bf wants you to be a girl from a porno or maybe he wants to spice things up either way the porn thing sounds like your best or maybe read a porn story they ar a little more discriptive
im sorry. i should have filled you in some more. he really just wants to know my fantasies. but i have the hardest time of my life putting it into words.
hmm. i will def. check the whole porno bit out. thanks guys. should i just search porno stories online?
Be careful! You might get a lot of weird porn and cookies on your computer, making the porn pop-up all the time!
Try this site. It has stories categorized by genre. It won't give you a bunch of BS pop-ups or advertising or connect you involuntarily to a bunch of porn sites. And it's free. Reading some of the stories may give you an idea of how to word your fantasies.
im sorry i might have jumped to the wrong conclusion but yeah or try to search for waht your fantasies are like lets just say puplic, or hardcore
Jaysey-- Thanks!! i love this site!
gentalon-- oh no its perfectly okay. i realized i left a few major details out. hmm yea now im gonna try to get my fantasies in order, i am def. into those 2 you mentioned. ill see what else i can figure out.
thanks soooo much.!
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No problem!
You can actually make *him* do the work in driving the dirty talk and have him still feel like a winner. Here's how:
Step 1 - Get a vibrator or dildo
Step 2 - Get your man on the phone and act all innocent, telling him you have this new toy. (Be kind of embarassed about it. He'll probably think it's cute.)
Step 3 - Ask your man to give you 'instructions' on what to do with it. He would probably be frothing at the mouth just from hearing that. (When my then-gf did this to me, I was in an indescribable state of combined joy and horniness.)
Naturally he will give you instructions and probably 'play' with you. All you have to do is repeat back to him what you're doing. Tell him how wet you are and how much you wish it was him inside you. This basically ads up to 'dirty talk' even though he is the one driving the conversation and providing you with your dialogue.
Don't spare the panting, moaning and calling his name!
BRILLIANT!.....
but i dont know if im scared or really embarrassed to have him hear me on the phone. or maybe i just think its weird. im kinda ashamed i guess would be the word, to have him hear me. he has heard me before but not on the phone and im not gonna lie. it has been a while. but i dont know should i be embarrassed to have him hear me, or say **** it and just do it.
????
[QUOTE=gentalon] then just fake the orgasm while like your washing dishes or something be like oh yeah oh yeah mmm you make me horny most guys cant tell the difference.[/QUOTE]
Dats cruel...LOL
Ohhhhhhhhhh right there baby....yah that's it...your the one..your the best..ohhhhh yes yes YES...you make me so dirty...(pauses to start drying the dishes)...I'm so wet...I need a towel(moves thru kitchen getting tea towel for drying dishes)...hang on baby...ohhhh yes you make my mojo flow hunney...
[QUOTE=sassytam]BRILLIANT!.....
but i dont know should i be embarrassed to have him hear me, or say **** it and just do it.
????[/QUOTE]
Just do it. Although, I was a little embarrassed the first time I did it, too, which is why I practiced before hand. You know, I had a rehearsal run...by myself. The more comfortable you are doing it by yourself, the more comfortable you will be doing it with him.
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This is a very cool idea:
[QUOTE=moose_hd]You can actually make *him* do the work in driving the dirty talk and have him still feel like a winner. Here's how:
Step 1 - Get a vibrator or dildo
Step 2 - Get your man on the phone and act all innocent, telling him you have this new toy. (Be kind of embarassed about it. He'll probably think it's cute.)
Step 3 - Ask your man to give you 'instructions' on what to do with it. He would probably be frothing at the mouth just from hearing that. (When my then-gf did this to me, I was in an indescribable state of combined joy and horniness.)
Naturally he will give you instructions and probably 'play' with you. All you have to do is repeat back to him what you're doing. Tell him how wet you are and how much you wish it was him inside you. This basically ads up to 'dirty talk' even though he is the one driving the conversation and providing you with your dialogue.
Don't spare the panting, moaning and calling his name![/QUOTE]
alright. im going to try this all tonight.
=]
im kinda nervous.... but oh well.
thanks again.
Worst case scenario, private message me. :)
I have phone sex (and I LOVE IT) all the time. I have some really good lines that you can use which will get him totally there and drive him crazy. I wouldn't mind sharing them with a fellow "girl away from her military man".
I miss my guy. :(