Okay so Im not sure how many of you people have heard or watched this, but a friend of mine told me to watch the online video kids in a sandbox. He said it was hilarious. Turns out it was all a prank, and it was a porn video of a girl sticking a dildo into a guys eurethra. Basically she treated it like a vagina, and the frenelum was starting to split from the size of the dildo.
Yet somehow the guy was enjoying it. Can someone explain why this would be pleasurable? or was he just crazy?
How does John McClane survive multiple gunshot wounds and explosions and still manage to save the world from terrorists? Special effects, Ducy...
No...John McClane survives gunshots cuz hes just that awesome lol. I guess....But still thats just like
*pukes unconctrollably*
Yes he is. It's a shame that the latest sequel was a watered-down joke...
Damn, now I really want to watch Die Hard...
Aww I didn't think it was THAT bad oedi....
And referring to the video.. yeah I don't think that's even possible to do. Like sticking a dildo in something smaller than a drinking straw.. not possible.
There was that one dude who posted awhile back who enjoyed self mutilation and over a period of time.. split the head of his penis....little by little... but I can't imagine how that would be fun! lol
I really didn't like it. They edited out the best line of dialouge in the whole movie (Yippee ki-yay mother *EXPLOSION* - lame)! I don't get the decision to make it a PG-13 movie. And the Macintosh guy was annoying and out of place. I guess it wasn't really a bad movie - it just shouldn't have been called Die Hard.
As far as the topic goes - I would imagine that there isn't a guy alive that would let someone do that to him, much less SURVIVE the whole ordeal. And I'm no doctor, but I think that the penis would just rip apart if something of that size was ever inserted into it, which probably isn't possible anyway.
I thought it was pretty funny. I'm pretty sure Bruce Willis didn't read the script and improvised the whole thing, seriously.
The movie was ridiculous, and wonderful.
If you get it on DVD it doesn't edit out the signature line.
I think they should have just made bruce die 30 seconds in to the movie...not that I hate him...it just was too long of a movie...it felt like it was 19 hours.
I like how this thread has become about Die Hard... And I agree, Ducy, 2 hours is a bit too long for any action movie. I guess I'll have to see the unrated version before I form an opinion on it...
As much as I love McClane, for my money the best action hero EVER is Django. Why? Because the guy drags around a ****ing coffin with him everywhere he goes, that's why. I'd tell you what's in it, but that would just spoil the fun of seeing the movie for yourself... The fact that the character has been ripped off so many times should tell you how awesome he is. Not to mention the 31 unofficial sequels - at least.
The Trailer - poorly dubbed in English, but it's awesome in Italian.
[QUOTE=Ephemera;201266]I thought it was pretty funny. I'm pretty sure Bruce Willis didn't read the script and improvised the whole thing, seriously.
The movie was ridiculous, and wonderful.
If you get it on DVD it doesn't edit out the signature line.[/QUOTE]
Lol yeah I was about to mention that the DVD version....which is what I saw... was dropping the F bomb a good bit.
Who hijacked this thread?? :) LOL
I don't think it really got hi-jacked - it just naturally evolved into a conversation about Die Hard. Perhaps it'll help Ducy forget that video that he saw...
LOL
The poor boy will be scarred for life!
Im anything but little hehe. I was pretty scarred after. But it all changed to just hilarious when my friend looks at me and says...omg he looks like pac man lol. Funniest thing I ever heard.
Oh and oed you know you hijacked it...I mean you were just dying to use that john mcclane line lol jk.
Yeah, I know it's my fault. Oh well...
Pac man? Now you're making me morbidly curious...
Lol yeah it was on youtube...a kid was watching it hes like OMG what the helll...oh my...oh it looks like pac-man
[QUOTE=curious_woman;201550]http://www.swollentip.com/
http://www.fingerslam.com/
Bleh...so gross...Its a shock site of the same thing. I'm pretty sure its faked, like the other shock sites. *hopes the mod doesn't get mad that I posted these*
I'm female and those make my groin hurt. :([/QUOTE]
Ouch! mine too LOL
Altho I like that Lady Lightening song! they've ruined it for me :(
I mean do guys have pleasure nerves there? I've heard guys say getting an STD test where they do the swab up the urethra is TOO much to handle.
http://www.swollentip.com/
http://www.fingerslam.com/
Bleh...so gross...Its a shock site of the same thing. I'm pretty sure its faked, like the other shock sites. *hopes the mod doesn't get mad that I posted these*
I'm female and those make my groin hurt. :(
Looks like this guy has split himself, to be able to do that. Personally, I think self-mutilation is sick. Anybody who wants to do that to themself has a deeper problem.
Well demon, I know that stimulating the nerves inside during orgasm feels pretty good...not that I use a dildo on myself or anything lol. I just know that the feeling of ejaculation adds an interesting twist on an orgasm.
But that....dear god I dont think anything like that could ever feel good.
[QUOTE=Ducy;201648]Well demon, I know that stimulating the nerves inside during orgasm feels pretty good...[/QUOTE]
Yep, I always use my tongue gently pushing in when I give head. :p
[quote=cyclefreak;201601]Looks like this guy has split himself, to be able to do that. Personally, I think self-mutilation is sick. Anybody who wants to do that to themself has a deeper problem.[/quote] It's really an issue of underlying psych issues...