waiting under my tree tomorrow...
A Cindy Crawford lookalike, writhing naked (apart from a diamond necklace) covered in oil on a silver platter?
Can she be skilled in prostate massage, and be fanatical about her desire to drain my testes?
Can she please have a insatiable desire for porno, bring a veritable library of printed and audiovisual material with her, masturbate me while we watch, and get upset if I hit the stop button?
Can she please excel in the Kegel exercises, so she could lift a 100Ib dumbell there and still smile?
Can she please scream the house down and NEVER whimper?
Can she please make ME scream the house down?
Can she please have a taste for outdoor sex, and knows all the great locations?
Can she please have Wonder Woman- like strength so I never have to worry about hurting/exhausting her?
Can she please be the Chairwoman of the National Association of Bisexual Women, and invite hundreds of her friends over each year?
Can she please be mine...forever?
Thank you, Santa,
JB.
[QUOTE=Quote (LadyOfLucidDepths @ Dec. 26 2004,10:53)]hmm... interesting..... i noticed you said.. nothing about her loving you
and you loving her in the same way.. what a waste that would be aye?[/QUOTE]
A waste indeed, but this is SEX101 etc, not LOVE101.com. And hey, I did say I wanted her FOREVER.
I find it interesting how men need sex in much the same way as women need love, committment etc, and both sides seem so damn reluctant to give up one, thinking the other side will still hold out on the other. I agree that THAT situation is truly a waste. A lack of trust on both sides stops a lot of guys getting laid, and a lot of girls getting the the rings they ought to.
But yes - you just happened to pick on the guy who thinks love is a TREMENDOUS thing - as long as isn't ONLY an obstacle that has to be cleared before "I get him to commit".
Love should stand on it's own, with no need for any conditions, save that it's own existence be uncoditional. When you have that, love really is the only thing you need.
S'funny, we - a bunch of guys and girls - were just sitting around one evening over a few drinks, and we thrashed out the topic to some very intense depths. I love those 'deep' chats, we really let out some very basic stuff, and it's amazing how, at the bottom of it all, we all want BOTH - badly.
I'm glad to say a few of our little group are going to be getting more of both after tonight....
Jaybee.
hmm... interesting..... i noticed you said.. nothing about her loving you
and you loving her in the same way.. what a waste that would be aye?
A few lumps of coal one morning in exchange for an entire year of fun? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!
very good point wally. i just got coal this year...
Well, I didn't find Cindy under my tree, either... but I can assure everyone that I wouldn't have complained if I had. I'd rather enjoy the wishes than debate who it is!
I don't need a star... just a woman who has even a few of the qualities mentioned... there are a few right here on 101 I wouldn't mind finding under the tree because I think they do!
who you need is kate beckinsale from van helsing... or maybe shakira! oohhhhh the things i would do to those women! i should be arrested just for thinking some of the things i'm thinking!
Me neither Vaga. I find her kinda weird looking.
keeps you warm at least
cindy crawford? really? i'm not actually such a fan of her.
ur setting ur self up for disapointment.
When santa sees ur list his gonna put u in the naughty collum then ull only get coal.... Sry man. lol
Coal is cool though ... right?
haha