Been so long, Help

[katelynn]

Hey, so I kinda need help. It's been let's see about 4 years since I had a relationship any advice on what I should do. (hurry I got a date in exactly 2 days 3 hours and 1 minute as of 9:03 August 29, 2011)

[Spring1978uk]

be safe and have fun!

[dancingdoc2]

Katelynn, please read the articles in these two sections of the Index:


SUGGESTIONS FOR DATING


A COUPLES GUIDE TO MAKING OUT

...to start with. If you have questions after reading these articles, please feel free to ask.

-doc

[katelynn]

Spring means alot that you care about others well being and you don't even know me.

Doc, you can call me Kat if you prefer my family, doctors, and college profesors are the only ones to actually call me Katelynn and thank you.... Still nervous though like I mean what if I spill something on him or my self (I'm wearin a $1,000 dress and a $2,000 gucci handbag) or what if I lose a contact or what if my hair gets messed up on the way? Oh my god I sound like a teen goin on her first date lol easier times easier times OMG I need to die my hair, noone likes pink hair. Oh my god I'm still typing what pops into my head sorry bout that meant to end it earlier like before my oh my god moments.

[katelynn]

Hey Got an awesome txt log that consist of a conversation between me and my date Pierre all messages have been transliterated into english

Pierre: Bonjour madame I'm still walking you home right?

Me: Oui (yes)

Pierre: Haha stick to japanese.

Me: (untranslated) konichiwa anki destra Katelynn desu

Pierre: Umm what

Me: Hello how are you doing on this fine day I'm katelynn

Pierre: Now I feel stupid cause I couldn't figure that out

Me: Haha don't be not like it's close to english or anything

Pierre: You make a good point

Me: And you make a good date

Pierre: Wait you tryin to flirt with me

Me: Wow great response I hope you know I'm gonna publish this text log

Pierre: WHAT crap I shouldnt've said that hello world lol ur kidding right

Me: Maybe... maybe not

Pierre: eh oh well

Me: umm parlez vous anglais?

Pierre: wow you said it correctly and yes I speak english

Me: good cause my french sucks

Pierre: ive noticed

Me: hey im tryin im asian not french if ya havent noticed

Pierre: yea I have I was just teasin chill

Me: wow u suck at sarcasim

Pierre: ughh y is it girls love to torture guys

Me: We're good at it so I'll pick you up in my porsche k

Pierre: wait you have a porsche

Me: yea and a murcielago and a veyron and pink hair

Pierre: wait we're still talkin bout cars here rite lol and i love ur hair its soo hmm wats the word

Me: flirtatious

Pierre: no

Me: chegizari

Pierre: huh

Me: pretty

Pierre: yea wow again I feel dumb

Me: don't plz so which car ya want to drive

Pierre: wait im drivin

Me: sure y not i drive them all the time

Pierre: hmmm the lamborghini it's the coolest

Me: kk b here by wen

Pierre: moved to 8:00

Me: k I'll skip detention

Pierre: dont get caught

Me: k cya

Pierre: same

And that is my social skills and my french skills wich suck but i was able to translate then got stuck and told him to speak english asking do you speak english.