Bad Pickup Lines

[Zorbgoddess]

This topic may have been done before (probably more than once) but I'm bringing it up again anyhow. Let's create a list of the worst pickup(s) and pickup lines we've ever heard. Whether it was directed at you or someone you know. With or without connotation is fine.

Here's a few to start...

"Miss America! Miss America! Can I have your autograph? ...I'll give you 20 bucks! I'll even buy you a beer" -Said to a friend as the guy was chasing after her down the street for two blocks. Also mind you we were only 16 at the time this was said.

"Are you from Florida?" -Said by the same guy to two different sets of older women while at a concert. It didn't work. The women were confused and ended up offended.

"You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'm a photographer. I must photograph you. Do you like posing in the nude? Call me. Here's my card" -Said to me many years ago from a creepy Italian guy who worked at a store in Downtown Disney.

Here's a big one used on me the other night by a drunk at a bar...
"So hot stuff! Why don't you come back to my place. I have an in-ground pool and a jacuzzi. I swear I won't try nothin'." Proceeding this he says "You're really beautiful. Can I ask you a question?"..."Are you an expensive date? Because I really want to take you to dinner some time but if you're an expensive date I can't afford you". "So you gonna come home with me tonight? Or can I at least get your digits?"

[constantlylearning]

Those would definitely constitute BAD LINES...LOL
What makes people think they have to use a "line." What's wrong with
a little does of straightforwardness..........Being sincere and honest and
the like. The lines sort of denote a touch of shadyness. I have actually
had a waitress (on the west coast) tell me she needed my cell # when
I gave her my credit card to pay for dinner. When I asked her why she
needed that you wouldn't believe the response. LOL
Zorbo, what was your reaction to the various attempts?

[lustforlove]

One that is so cliche` and makes me feel rather ill.
"Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?"
So many men said that to me and it all resulted in the same thing,
a massive slap in thier face.. hehe

[Cherry Cheesecake]

"Why don't we go back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway?"

"Wanna come sit in my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long!"

"I want to kiss you passionately on the lips and work my way up to your belly button"

[lustforlove]

oh that is just awful yuck, men..

[Zorbgoddess]

Wow! Some of these are hysterically bad. This is great. As for my reaction Constantly Learning... first I told the guy at the bar that I don't talk to drunken strangers let alone leave with them. Then I told him if he has to ask if I'm an expensive date then he can't afford me anyhow. At one point I remember telling him to go home and drown. It'd be really nice if guys would take the nice straightforward approach instead of these cheesy pickup lines. Unfortunately most guys just don't realize this... hence the list. Keep 'em coming everyone. :-)

[lustforlove]

I just remembered one some guy came up to me in a bar once, I was stood nextto the ice box he just leaned over smiling at me grabbed some ice and through it on the floor, I looked at him as to say "wtf?" and he just replied with "I just broke the ice" and gave me a massive grin. I walked away instantly.

[constantlylearning]

Well, it's just not the men doing the "cheesy" approach. Let me assure you (from
a male's view) many women do just the samething but perhaps in a different
method.

[lustforlove]

I have to say i have never given a guy a line..

[lnt1103]

Personally I think every man that uses sexual double entendre in pick up lines needs kicked in the head...which one is the option of the recipient of the line.