what should i do?

[_phil_]

about a month ago i was at a party and hooked up with this girl and then started going out, well basically i dont find myself attracted to her anymore and theres this other chick i really like and who likes me as well, mainly just to hook up etc... im leavin for the military in 3 months so im not after a relationship as such, i want to break up with my gf so i dont hurt her wen i leave coz i doubt i would ever see her again and i just want to be friends with her. how should i go about breaking up with her? im completely confused on how to do this.

[EvilEvilKitten]

Okay this is how you do it: contradict EVERYTHING she says ALWAYS. She'll drop you like a hot rock and so fast you're head will spin. Then you can go out with the new girl on the 'rebound' for your remaining three months. Guaranteed to work, guy!

[RickDalton]

Simple. Be around your gf ALL THE TIME. Start calling her 10 times a day. Keep trying to escalate to sex every time you see her. Tell her you aren't able to do anything all day because you can't stop thinking about her.

She'll have a new boyfriend within a week.

[EvilEvilKitten]

No Rick - she'll want to keep him! Guys do that when they want to marry you, not drop you. Which is pecisely what she'll think. The method outlined below will work 100%.

[RickDalton]

EvilEvil, I love reading your advice, I typically read your posts and think "yeah, that's exactly what I meant to say" ... but what gives with this one?

Initially, I agree: calling all the time may be cute and get her thinking of marriage. But you know those feelings wear quickly, and she'll soon get annoyed and believe she can do better. No woman likes a needy man.

[Luvs2plzU]

I found this "advice" in the entertainment part of the forum..originally posted by english1981..I think if you use this tips...it'll all be good for you!!...LOL

1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.

8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.

14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.

19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.

20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that

[EvilEvilKitten]

What gives with this one?

Which will she tire of more quickly
1. you calling her up all of the time and chatting
or
2. every time she says left you say right; she says yes and you say no; she says stop and you say go?

Trust me: she'll dump you in a heartbeat if you use option 2 above!

Contradict EVERYTHING she says ALWAYS.

This is the fastest and easiest way to rid yourself of a pesky female.

[browneyedgirl]

Guys, I think you have the wrong idea about how he should break up with her. He wants to be friends with her. Besides which, it takes such a jerky coward to just start doing things to piss her off and confuse her rather than to just be upfront about it. Just tell the truth. Say you don't want a relationship right now because you're about to go into the military. Being honest with her will make you look MUCH better than being a jerk to her until she decides to ditch you.

[EvilEvilKitten]

browneyedgirl - please see his original post - he wants to ditch this one and go with another girl.
So if he's 'honest' with her - would that really make her feel better and him appear less of a 'jerk'?