Do girls be being offended by a joke during some sexing?

[MrKalar]

By a joke I am meaning if on during some hardcore sexing if you all the sudden bust a fart up on her face, meaning lighthearted, is they be able to tell it is a joke?

I thought of doing this joke but not if she will be offend! I do not offend on the purpose. State the opinions to me. If you are a girl and the man you are sexing with did a fart on you would you know it is a joke and laugh or would you be offended at the practice? What is the percentages?

I think I shouldnt do this joke but I want to see the consensuss.

[WallyLlama]

What's with your new obsession over farts?

I actually hesitate to reply... because I'm looking at the total - not just this one post - and have an opinion. In my opinion, you would do well to develop some sensitivity to people's feelings and accept the fact that more often than not, "your jokes aren't jokes."

There is nothing "lighthearted" about busting a fart in some one's face. I suppose some people might laugh of an accident, but your "farts" aren't accidental and it's beyond my comprehension why you would even ask this question. Although I suppose it might be considered encouraging that you're asking... and thinking you shouldn't do this "joke."

Another opinion, one you didn't ask for. I find your signature line offensive, but tolerate it as a sign of immaturity. It does take a while to learn what behavior is appropriate when... glad you are working on it.

[Brandye]

MrK,

Why do you not either develop the tenor of the Board or go away?

[MrKalar]

i AM leaving I said so in the other thread! This is my last post. I am gone! You will have no more jokes from MrKalar in this forum.

[Browser]

"Sexing" isn't a word.

[WallyLlama]

Gee... I wonder when he'll post that he's left. LOL I confess I had my rose colored glasses on when I read this post... actually thought he'd engaged his brain.

I do think we have a new record... this is the longest anybody has ever been "leaving."

[Newtolove]

welll mrkalar certainly seems to be a joke himself but is looking for trouble why should a girl sharing the most loving and caring experience find even remotely (no not in the sense 1 meter away but a light year away) funny that you fart in her face, I would feel terrible if it was an acciddent let alone even vaguely dream of doing it as a joke, of course she may take is as a joke if you gave her a gas mask first but then don't go asking her for a blow job she'd probably fart in your face as a joke . . .

[EltonJohn1254]

let out a huge fart right when she's about to give you head!

Or when doin her doggy style, tell her your gonna cum, take your dick out, spit on her back and when she turns around, bust your load right in her eye

trust me, the farting one will just get her hornier, and the cumming in her eye will make her go crazy for you..
also..if she says she's not in the mood
punch her in the ****, it drives them crazy!

[Newtolove]

hey eltonjohn1254 be careful this dude is probably not aware your joking if he don't know thhat a fart is not a good joke you better be careful what you tell him he'll probably go and do it

[ua322]

Originally Posted by EltonJohn1254

let out a huge fart right when she's about to give you head!

I actually had a buddy do this with his GF in highschool. Classy.

She went ahead and gave him head.

Ah, the self esteem of teenage girls....