Bedtime don't???

[Muppet74]

OK... so here I am reading posts in "Pleasing HIM" section and I see a few...bedtime don'ts...what is not attractive in bed...blah blah blah...

Farting
Flatulence
"Snart" - (Sneeze + Fart = Snart)
Toot
Fluff

...ok...have you heard??? It' s a normal bodily function...I can see you gettting bent out of shape if it happens when you are giving oral to your partner...

BUTT... (notice the pun...hahaha)

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] ] gases come from swallowed airand consists largely of nitrogen and CO2, the Oxygen having been absorbed by the time it reaches the anal opening

Gases

I know it's a gross phenonmenon...but really...get over it...Blame it on that damn Racoon under the bed, or your neighbours dog...or own up to it...but everyone does it. It's a fact of life.

Now needless to say, yeah...guess what...when having sex...air gets trapped elsewhere, what with all the body movements (or various entries...etc ) so...just RELAX...and have a good laugh...

Just don't pull The Dutch Oven...that's just wrong....bed ettiquette...

*so, my apologies on this subject, if I've offended anyone out there - Men and women alike...
(and no...i'm not a huge flatulent person in bed or out) but if it happens, it happens...
Don't make the other person feel inferior because of one little gaseous error or slip.*

[vagabondprince]

what's "The Dutch Oven"?

[Muppet74]

Wafting the covers after which you had done the deed....to your mate

*ROTFLMAO* it's just wrong...mean...how can they escape it?...and YOU KNOW...they will get you back...somehow, someway...

[demonbuttercup]

My b/f is awful when it comes to gas, lol.
Ill be in our bedroom watching TV and he'll come in and give me a hug or whatever and then let one rip. Then he leaves, lol. I'm like gee thanks, haha.
Then he's like, aren't I sexy? uh huh totally, lol.

[Tessie]

LMAO!! Muppet I am so enjoying reading your post on this board. Great sense of humor you have.

[Notjustaprettyface]

Great, now another male knows what the 'Dutch oven' is! Who the hell invented that anyway? My guess, it was not one of the female gender

[vagabondprince]

you do realize if it's not wafted it will linger much longer. it might be more faint, but will be there a good while longer. not saying one or the other is better, but just throwing that idea out there to clarify why men might possibly do it.

[monie]

Yeah, but dude. If youre still UNDER the covers when they're wisked around like that, you get COVERED in it! EWWW!!

[Muppet74]

I sit here and am totally LOL at my computer screen...I mean...come one guys...it is pretty funny...subject.
I've heard of my friends SO's who let'er rip and ...it's funny...until it gets to be gross smelling...then you KNOW you have to light a candle

Yeah, it's immature at times, or sickening to some...but man...just laugh at it...unless you clear a room...then it's YOUR embarassement you have to deal with when people are looking at you funny...and walking away... HEHEHE

So...my tip to you....
RELAX (notice...my fave saying....)
and BREATHE...ok...at your own risk anyway...

[B]

[lilly2279]

Hmmm, now I thought the dutch oven was a bit different. My ex husband, who had the worst gas imaginable.. imagine a beef eating, beer drinking blue collar worker... uckkie!

We would be lying in bed, he would, of course fart, then ever so quickly, take the covers and put them completely over my head so I was trapped in there with his disgusting fart. He's free, on the outside of the covers and I'm kicking and screaming trying to get out for some air.

Grooooooossssss!

I'm so glad my boyfriend won't even fart in front of me. Love him for that! I mean if it happens, it happens, I've accidentally farted during sex (once and it was emberassing, but not a total mood killer) and also made that weird little fart noise from air trapped in the vagina.. when he keeps pulling all the way out and then going back in... lol. That's funny! But it does kill the mood for me, cuz I keep cracking up.

ha ha ha