PickUp Lines

[MrTeddyBear]

Well, I'm not new to dating. I was married for six years. I was intraduced buy a friend and the conversation was created buy others.

Now I'm single and find it difficult to find and opening topic to come up with to talk to some one I know nothing about.

I don't want to sound cheezy and sexist with some lame line, and I'm not looking for a woman that will fall for that either. I'm not the shy type, I just can't figure out what to say that will show a meningful start to a conversation.

Is there any places that help in this area?

All I know is that I'm MrTeddyBear and I'm soft and cuddly.

[mjv154]

Well, you just need to break the ice. I have found that making a funny observation is a very good way to do this. "Say, dosen't that bartender look like Bill Cosbey?"

Once you break that initial ice, just introduce yourself and tell that person why you are talking to them. "Hi my name is Teddy and I just came over to talk to you because you are so beautiful."

I know this sounds kind of lame, but many times it does work. Just think of how you would react to a girl who did the same to you. You'd probably go along with it if she was decent looking and acted normal.

[WallyLlama]

Breaking the ice... study humor and get good at being funny.

You don't have to be a stand-up comic, but it's amazing how much tension laughter can release and most people (women included) are attracted to someone who makes them laugh.

I was recently buying some bug spray (not exactly the epitome of a romantic opportunity)... the gal who waited on me warned me not to put it on flowers because it will hurt the bees. I looked at her deeply and recited:

"The bees are busy little souls.
They have no time for birth control.
Thats why, in times like these
There are so many sons of bees."

I'll bet she remembers me the next time I stop by the store.

[demonbuttercup]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (WallyLlama @ Aug. 22 2004,03:59)]"The bees are busy little souls.
They have no time for birth control.
Thats why, in times like these
There are so many sons of bees."

LOL
thats great Wally.
where do you come up w/ these little sayings?
if a guy told me that i would definetly be like, whoah, he's wanting some bee on bee action... from me...lol.

[Tessie]

LMAO! That was cute Wally! *

I agree that humor is a huge turn on. Nothing can get me to like someone more then if they make me laugh. And that don't mean just jokes. Men that have wit, a sense of fun and can see the humor in most situations is a big draw. *

I would also say be yourself. Yes, make a real effort to be funny, sweet and charming. But, don't be something that your not.

Whatever you do, don't ask what her sign is. *

[MrTeddyBear]

For all the ladies, don't ask what is your occupation? That proves that your only looking for a fat wallet!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Nair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had so much hair,
that no other bear could compare.

[Norinco]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (MrTeddyBear @ Aug. 22 2004,13:23)]For all the ladies, don't ask what is your occupation? *That proves that your only looking for a fat wallet!

yeah i'm pretty embarassed about what i do for a job, i wouldn't want to be asked about what i do for a living until after i was positive the girl already liked me.

i once heard that the best way to pick up a woman is to just flash some $100 bills around.

[girl12]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (MrTeddyBear @ Aug. 22 2004,13:23)]For all the ladies, don't ask what is your occupation? *That proves that your only looking for a fat wallet!

actually most of the women i know like to ask that just to make sure the man has a JOB. even if the guy works at taco bell they r usually happy that he at least works and isnt a lazy ass.

[girl12]

Originally Posted by [b

Quote[/b] (Norinco @ Aug. 22 2004,20:42)]i once heard that the best way to pick up a woman is to just flash some $100 bills around.

thats a sexist comment. all women arent gold diggers...people cant just generalize like that cuz its not true!

[oberon]

I think much more important than what YOU say, is how well you listen. Ask questions, and REALLY listen to the answers. Most people like someone to listen to them, and you can really surprise (and impress) them by showing that you've been paying attention.