Ha ha yes! The night i lost my virginity, my mom knocked on my bedroom door... "shall i bring your drink in?".... erm... that would be interesting!

speaking of getting caught, check this out......very funny
master card spoof ad

Or when your gf gets overly horny and gives you a hand job in her driveway and her mum walks up and taps on the window and tells you dinner will be ready in five and then turns around and walks away...

Almost as funny as masturbating with your eyes closed and your headphones on and then discovering a cup of tea next to you when you open your eyes.

It's even funnier when you're trying to clean up and you hear you parents coming and my gf and I would scramble and end up making a bigger mess!

Normal tissue really is not a good idea, lol. You'll look tarred and feathered!

Kitchen roll is better, less likely to fall apart and a better size to mop it all up and doesn't smear it all over.

use a towel, alittle suggestion to increase the fun, have her use ur cum to relube your dick for another go, but yeah, easy clean up is always good

Uh, yeah...tissues and my most recent hand job didn't go well.  Was dabbing and tissue stuck to his unit, etc.  Rather embarrassing, but funny, for me and him!  Wet wipes would be good!  Mmmmmmmmm.  I can still picture my sticky, wet hand that day...

Makes me think of my first hand job and his cum got on my stomach.  We were in his car in my driveway.  My best friend was staying the night and was already in the house.  When I went inside, I told her I had cum on my stomach.  She thought I said GUM, but didn't say anything until much later.  Seventeen years later, we still get a good laugh out of her bad hearing!

Ok, the swallowing thing was really funny, laughed for a while, since I would have said the same thing. Use the condom. No worries with that, and if you need to clean up more so, then I suggest a stop at a gas station to clean up with no evidence. Baby wipes when you have no baby are pretty obvious, but they do clean up well. I have heard men using Klenex Wet Wipes, more like a washcloth that is disposible and not baby looking.

LOL...I know what you mean demon! Nothing worse than hearing the words you might not wanna touch that.

I really recommend the tissue or baby wipes idea. Disposable is best in that situation!

[QUOTE=Quote (cajdi2004 @ Mar. 04 2005,09:06)]uh, swallow??[/QUOTE]
Swallowing would require preforming oral. Well unless either one of them is licking it up. But I was under the impression that it was just a handjob.

Yeah me too Iam....
I agree that the "easiest" thing would be to use a condom. Of course some might say, whats the use in that?
I would use the babywipes idea or something like that, disposable. I wouldn't really use a towels b/c more than likely, you'll forget its in your car, and use it a few times, and then they'll be this cum crusty towel in your back seat LMAO... not cool!! Iam has pointed this out as well, lol.
When I was in highschool, Ive gotten into people's cars and they would be like, don't touch the towel... I was like.. omg gross! Too much information, lol.

tissues!!!

uh, swallow??

Well....the "mess" is part of the fun actually.....you gotta look at cum as part of the whole deal so don't shy away from it....many of us who STILL enjoy car sex carry those travel size "baby wipes" in our glove compartments! Makes for a quick and easy cleanup!

However, i find it VERY hot to have my lover scoop up the cum right after I've shot and have it fed to me

Well you could always wear a condom. That would be very easy clean up. All you have to do is throw the condom away.

Some other things you could try are baby wipes, a small towel or washcloth (just don't leave it in the car and forget about it), tissues....

Sorry. I might have been able to think of more but it's getting kind of late. lol.