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Buying a male sex toy.

I'm 16 and I want to get a male masturbator, is there a way to buy one without my parents finding out?

Yes!

One thing you can do for free is to make your own--and great one it will be! I recommend that you construct a pseudo-vagina. It feels like the real organ, and it works to help provide powerful orgasms.

Here is what you do:

* get a small plastic Ziplock plastic sandwich/other bag.
* cut a vertical slit along the bottom of one side sufficient
to insert your erect penis
* use a commercial lubricant on the inside lower portion
of the bag as well as over the shaft of your penis **
* insert your penis into the bag, wrap the bag around your
penis to form a type of cylinder
* wrap a folded hand towel around the bag in order to add
bulk
* position yourself in the Missionary position with your pseudo
vagina between two pillows. Stroke and thrust as desired
+ alternately, you can use another position and possibly place
the pseudo vagina with you in it between the mattress and
springs.
+ just as with real intercourse, try different positions

** if you do not want to buy a commercial water based lubricant,
you can make some for one-time use using a couple of drops
of hair conditioner mixed with a small amount of tepid water.

I hope this is of help. Got questions?

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What a superb recommendation. I read these posts about (rather expensive) toys daily but still use the old cologne bottle my aunt gave to me, then full of cologne, more than thirty years ago. There is so much around the house, for both men and women, that I see no need to pay for what is already available.

Using doc's recommendation, the towel goes back on the shelf and the plastic bag in the bin. I leave my bottle sitting right on my dresser.

Virtually all decent and professional online stores that sell male masturbators ship the products in very discreet packaging. And certain products are designed to look very innocent - like the Sex In A Can (looks like a Beer bottle and no-one will know that it houses a male masturbator inside).

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