I have killed my third vibrator. All of my toys, with the exception of one, were purchased at toy parties. I had two bullets (Frankie and Jason), a beaver (Wally), and a stationary dildo (Gary). Gary was purchased online at eroticshopping.com. Frankie had to be retired. He was obviously overworked (wire disconnected from base). Jason just died. Luckily, it was right after I came. Wally was special. He twirled and vibrated. Then one day he just stopped vibrating. He still twirled but, that did absolutley nothing for me. Gary bores me, he sits in the closet. My shower nozzle, Juan took his place. Why are my vibrators dying off? Is it because I'm not buying the high end toys? Has anyone else had this problem or did I just use them too much?
Tue, 04/12/2005 - 05:45
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Buffy, The Vibrator Slayer
Fury... how do I enter that race?
I'm actually thinking of having a vibrator race....that could be somewhat fun
Just let me know if you find one that works. I'm reluctant to spend so much. I'm still using my IGIA Facial Massager ("As Seen On TV") and that's still rolling along just fine. (Not very sexy though).
Pathetic and desperate! HA!
Hot, sexy, funny, smart and a wonderful friend. And a fine name for a vibrator too.
Golly, you are looking longingly at some one who is so pathetic and desperate...?
Thanks in a large part to this thread, I've decided I believe in reincarnation (no religious arguments, please - I didn't say it's the only truth) and that I hope to come back as a sex object.
[QUOTE=Quote (WallyLlama @ April 15 2005,05:10)]I'm trolling for cybersex again.[/QUOTE]
You can troll on me anytime you want Wally!
I name my toys too. Mostly after movie stars I find particulary sexy or certain people I wish were in my bed.
*Looks up with longing at previuos poster*
[QUOTE=Quote (WallyLlama @ April 15 2005,05:10)]I'm trolling for cybersex again.[/QUOTE]
You can troll on me anytime you want Wally!
I name my toys too. Mostly after movie stars I find particulary sexy or certain people I wish were in my bed.
*Looks up with longing at previuos poster*
Does anybody make little tiny jumper cables?
I'm seriously considering working on an ad for the "Wally Vibe." And, while laughing, thinking it could make a fun thread... post your ad...
Oh, no.
I'm trolling for cybersex again.
LOL
The names were just thought up. Frankie was my first vibrator. Naming him was simple. If you've ever seen the old cartoons where there's always a character that sang and made all the girls scream( I think he was suppossed to be like Frank Sinatra or something), they always said "Frankieee"! and melted. That's the same thing I did! All the others just came to me.
[QUOTE=Quote (LittleFury @ April 14 2005,07:59)]Hey...Tessie...I love you and all...but I ain't sharing Wally
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Oh sweet little Fury...We both know I had him first and out of the goodness of my heart and because I love you too am willing to share him.
I've worn out a vibe or tow myself... I don't spend alot on them though so I don't worry too much. I figure if it was under $20 I don't ecpect it to last for years or anything.
I do wanna ask though... how did you come up with your names for them?
Hey...Tessie...I love you and all...but I ain't sharing Wally
Hmmm...assuming that you checked the batteries...maybe it's just wiring problem or soemthing like that. I ahven't had that problem yet, only ran out of charge so far, but then my guy is electronics geek, so he can fix stuff like that. I say you just go get another one and enjoy, and don't worry.
I am just sharpening the nails!!! lol
I feel compelled to not that "this Wally" is not "THAT Wally."
I still twirl AND vibrate - and more!
Now before I get crucified for "cybering" on a "serious thread," I shall depart with two "serious" observations:
1. there are far worse things you can do to a toy (or a partner) than wear it (him) out sexually. You can never "use" one too much - sexually, at least.
2. there are some true "toy experts" on this forum who may have more specific advice, but I say "keep doing what you're doing."
I just want to know where I can get me a Wally vibe at?