You know what's better than a vasectomy?

[Firmus]

Having to have another one! Yay!

Apparently after my 3rd test in as many months I'm still active. I must have little barracudas for sperm. Or some extra plumbing. lol

The procedure itself is a cake walk, but it's just a hassle to have to go through all this again. Sigh...

Just a warning to all you men thinking of getting this procedure, GET TESTED!

[EvilEvilKitten]

Yes, you have spermatazoa that are SERIOUSLY dedicated to their mission in life! "Just call me Daddy!" LOL

Always knew you were 'dangerous', Firmus!

[Aphrodite_66]

My partner is in the same boat,he had a vasectomy several years ago and I am on the pill because he thinks that it has reversed itself.He won't go to get retested and I don't want to be on the pill if I don't need to be.

[EvilEvilKitten]

His view is simply an opinion based upon no evidence. He needs to get tested.

[Firmus]

I've never understood the not getting tested. It's so damn easy.

And honestly if you look at it correctly it's funny. I mean, how many situations can you walk into proudly holding a cup of your semen and NOT get arrested?

[Brandye]

More men should have your view firmus. There are many who never have their first check - and that is just plain stupic.

Aphro - time to put your foot down. Either he gets a sperm count or goes back to doing himself.

[Firmus]

I will say though that I was surprised at how "complicated" some other doctors make the specimen process as compared to mine. A buddy of mine said to take her husbands in it had to be there in 45 minutes, and she had to keep it under her arm for the drive so it stayed body temp. We live over an hour away, so I would have had to do it in the parking lot or something.

I think they gave them the procedure for if your testing for live ones or something. My doctor just said sometime on the same day, and don't refrigerate.

But yeah Aphro, I mean it's TOTALLY not your responsibility.... but you could easily just give him an unannounced blow job and collect it in a specimen cup you're palming. Then just walk it in to the doctor and announce "John Doe is a big baby and won't bring this in on his own!!"

[EvilEvilKitten]

"John Doe is a big baby and won't bring this in on his own!!"
Firmus - you are a very funny man!

[Brandye]

Well, some doctors, or labs, follow protocol blindly. The manual gives certain criteria for handling specimens for a sperm count. That is important for someone trying to become a parent. To check for presence of sperm, does not matter. Dead ones are just as illuminating as live ones if you do not want any. I did one for a guy with his son's toy microscope, semen from a used condom and a bit of dye. He was safe.

For rape victims, we can identify sperm from swabs, hours later. And one spinster school librarian gave a urine sample with a few sperm present. We did not think she had ever had a date but obviously had sex recently.

[maupassant]

Originally Posted by Brandye

Well, some doctors, or labs, follow protocol blindly. The manual gives certain criteria for handling specimens for a sperm count. That is important for someone trying to become a parent. To check for presence of sperm, does not matter. Dead ones are just as illuminating as live ones if you do not want any. I did one for a guy with his son's toy microscope, semen from a used condom and a bit of dye. He was safe.

For rape victims, we can identify sperm from swabs, hours later. And one spinster school librarian gave a urine sample with a few sperm present. We did not think she had ever had a date but obviously had sex recently.

So is it usual to check out the presence of sperm in female urine Brandye? Or was this a case of suspected rape?