I suppose I'll throw in a few; its more of a list actually... Lol
I would have to say most outrageous location would have to be in the midst of the oldest fort in the oldest city in America on a "ghost tour"... lol
Best head- Beach parking lot
Other good places- mall dressing room, someone's closet, beach in full daylight, park, on an outlet store rooftop... (The beauty is it keeps growing :] )
I'm sorry, I had full intentions of posting this in the entertainment section, thinking, quite foolishly as EvilEvilKitten has pointed out, that perhaps the visitors and guests of this website might derive some mirth, or at least a mere chuckle, out of the stories and tales that could have been presented here. I am deeply sorry for this mistake, and offer my sincerest condolences to anyone else offended by this post. I will indeed heed EEK's most wise suggestion and retire my screenname and membership, returning only when the size of my swollen, cancerous prostate matches the size of whatever EEK seems to have lodged in her anal cavity.
Goodbye all and happy humping!
Good job, Evil. He was easy enough to be rid of but he should have read around a bit and found the earlier threads that have much of what he wanted to contribute. My guess is the name is retired but he will be around with a new handle.
Instincts kicked in - his "entertain me" signaled that this was an immature male who wanted some masturbatory fantasies given him. In other words - a waste of our time.
That was a pretty sh*tty respons to EEK's post...I mean....I dont think there is anything up EEK's anus....I know shes a dom but I didnt think she was into that lol
I suppose I'll throw in a few; its more of a list actually... Lol
I would have to say most outrageous location would have to be in the midst of the oldest fort in the oldest city in America on a "ghost tour"... lol
Best head- Beach parking lot
Other good places- mall dressing room, someone's closet, beach in full daylight, park, on an outlet store rooftop... (The beauty is it keeps growing :] )
Mele - come back when you've grown up. Thank you.
I'm sorry, I had full intentions of posting this in the entertainment section, thinking, quite foolishly as EvilEvilKitten has pointed out, that perhaps the visitors and guests of this website might derive some mirth, or at least a mere chuckle, out of the stories and tales that could have been presented here. I am deeply sorry for this mistake, and offer my sincerest condolences to anyone else offended by this post. I will indeed heed EEK's most wise suggestion and retire my screenname and membership, returning only when the size of my swollen, cancerous prostate matches the size of whatever EEK seems to have lodged in her anal cavity.
Goodbye all and happy humping!
Good job, Evil. He was easy enough to be rid of but he should have read around a bit and found the earlier threads that have much of what he wanted to contribute. My guess is the name is retired but he will be around with a new handle.
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Maybe I missed his other posts but I don't see what was so specifically immature about this post. I thought he was just trying to make a joke.
Did I miss something?
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Replowing old ground, curious.
Instincts kicked in - his "entertain me " signaled that this was an immature male who wanted some masturbatory fantasies given him. In other words - a waste of our time.
His response only proved my point.
That was a pretty sh*tty respons to EEK's post...I mean....I dont think there is anything up EEK's anus....I know shes a dom but I didnt think she was into that lol