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because uh

yea, so this isn't sex related..but...
i just thought i'd take a nice little breather in this post before reached throught the screen and did something.

*breathes in, breathes out*

so how's life. lol.

[QUOTE=Quote (oberon @ April 12 2004,23:46)]Oh boy, oh boy,  another TJdude, thetease, oberon thread...lol... well so far anyway.

Where's WallyLlama???

And TJdude it's nice to see you around.  Haven't heard much from you lately.

Kinda down here tonight, but hoping things will get better.

edit: I read and reread these things- I swear I do- and I still make mistakes...UGGH![/QUOTE]
Boy oh Boy! I have to get out of my cave more often , just went in for a minute there and the world turns out to be a very differente place withd Tylenold, handcuffs and bikinis every where . Not that i don't like the idea, i just want to be part of it.
So, is it already too late for me to join in the world domination plans? I would like Brazil if WallyLlama doesn't mind. I would realy love to throw some sexy nude carnivals in Rio and free Tequila for every one .... Salud!!!

And it's nice to see you all guys here ... and was i dreaming or i thougth i saw Brandye the other day some where on the forum, i hope she joins us too   muhahaha

I CAN'T believe I'm saying (typing...whatever) this, but Rawbob did mention strap-ons too....

***wiggles eyebrows right back at thetease13***

*wiggles eyebrows at oberon*

ah, but i believe i already answered the question before you posted that.

Oh right... leather, and you mentioned handcuffs earlier.

Oh Rawbob! Is your dungeon free?

But, thetease, dear, you didn't answer my question. Anything on that list interest you? Or might anything you say incriminate you?

[QUOTE=Quote (oberon @ April 16 2004,21:44)]The World is OURS! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! (for LittleFury) [/QUOTE]
*tents fingers*
excellent.

Oh lord, we are a bunch of sex-crazed drug addicts and drunks!!!  WE SHOULD MAKE GREAT WORLD LEADERS!!!

And no one actually mentioned leather, but in "Kinky Pleasures" in the "Pleasing Him" section,  Rawbob had a rather interesting post, it said- oh wait, here:
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[QUOTE=Quote ]
Well, using the word KINK opens up a huge set of definitions - and i'm sure we all can agree that everyone defines KINKY individually.

Most would defind KINKY PLEASURES as being any form of sexual/sensual activity beyond basic oral sex and intercourse - or as I like to call it - VANILLA SEX.

Once you step past "vanilla sex" you enter a new realm of sexu-sensu-ality that has it's own wide spectrum of activites, rules and realities.

That said, I think it's very inconsistent to accept one form of "kink" while bashing another (ie: the comments about watersports). For me the rules i live by are: SAFE, SANE and CONSENSUAL. Specific areas i do not and will not condone are: Drugs, Sex with Animals, Sex with Children, or "snuff-related" play.

Ok, so now you know what i will NOT do and what guides my "kinky side."....so what DO or HAVE i done? Well, lets have some fun. Below you will find a list of activities and/or protochols that I frequently engage in. Let's see how you folks do in getting the definitions. (NO CHEATING BY USING THE INTERNET! hahahaha).

- CBT
- TT
- WS
- FF
- B&D
- S&M
-D/S
- Electrostimulation
- Flogging
- Singletail
- Mummification
- Temp Piercing
- Knife/Needle Play
- TPE
- Forced Chastity
- Spaning/Paddling
- Strap-on
- Body Shaving
- Tickling
- Leather

I'll follow up based on what questions come up! Oh, yes, i'm "kinky"....but my life is fully balanced! [/QUOTE]

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MMM...so thetease, see anything on that list that grabs you??  Heck, let me look again... there MAY be something that actually grabs you!

And HURRAY!!!  We've seduced (that one's for you, Wally) demonbuttercup and LadyofLucidDepths into joining our plan!

The World is OURS! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! (for LittleFury)

i would like Australia b/c it has lots of cool animals and just seems like a cool place.
also Japan b/c i like anime and the Japanese culture seems cool as well.
on the other hand, i would also like my own island that i can grow lots of pot and be stoned all day and no one could tell me i couldn't be LOL.

Wally...I shall think about it MUAHAHAHA

well, it's pretty obvious we've already lost our minds...so forget what people think. lol.

and did someone mention leather?
*wiggles eyebrows*

I want to start off by thanking thetease for starting this thread.... she's right... it's great...

So maybe we play "musical countries" and just swap whenever the mood strikes us...  that should work...

But I am totally with thetease on cold- no place cold for me.  I don't ever want to have to look at snow.

Rawbob, I would never typecast you- I'm sure you probably have some great outfits in rubber as well...lol.  And I'm sure Bali will be just fine.  You could make some great side trips to Bangkok...   Nothing kinky there...lol.

Wally- okay, okay NO Brazil... I think that was LittleFury's idea... so you can have your mountian Snowbunnies- with or without bikinis...

Oh, and I'm soooo glad someone thought to remember the booze... MMMM... a nice double gin and tonic (not much tonic...lol)...*** wanders off toward the liquor cabinet***

Great! First drugs, now alcohol.  What will people think??

HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE! hahahah

I don't want to be totally type-cast as a man who's ONLY true fantasy-based enjoyment comes in a Dungeon with the smell of leather permiating the room!

BALI! My favorite spot on this earth....outdoor showers where the fresh-water cascading over your body is warmed by the sun, where you sit in temprate outdoor baths sprinkled with wildflowers, sipping wonderful austrialian chardonney, listening to Josh Groban.....where you can sleep outdoors in a feather-bed suspended gently from indigenous trees, or in your private bed chamber made of hand-hewn teak, with soft cotton sheets and a ceiling fan made of real palm fronds.

I WANT TO GO BACK!

*falls over laughing*

this thread is great man.

any place that's warm, i want. i hate cold. cold is evil. *glares at it*

AWW!! hehehe i feel loved!!! spank yaaaaa... lol Hmm well i like ireland? and what not.. but its kinda rainy there and what not.. so im not really that sure if i wanna go there.. hmm.. I like Canada..*where im from* laughs. sad i know. but BC rocks.Ooo how about.. i dont stay in one place.. i go.. HERE then.. THERE.. laughs.. cause i wanted to go to Hawaii too.. well pretty much any place i could get into a bar :P so... scratch the US.. for me :P
well i can provide booze, laughs.. i know a few people with Stills. LAUGHS GO HOOCHE!....(<--homemade)

ok ok
peace

I don't wanna go to Brazil! (Whining) How did that idea get started!?!

I'll take forest and mountains (since that's where I am) if Little Fury doesn't mind sharing.

And anyone who thinks it's not bikini country hasn't slide down the rocks of mountain stream on a warm summer day... or sat inside by the fireplace when I have it roaring!

Take off that wet suit! I'll fix you a drink to warm you...

Wally

[QUOTE=Quote (demonbuttercup @ April 15 2004,09:32)]i would join in but im not quite sure whats going on LOL
theres all this crazy talk about tylenol and world domination  [/QUOTE]
I'm not interested in tylenol or world domination... I'm just here for the young girls in bikinis!

Come to think of it, they don't have to be young.

Girls, don your suits!

Wally

[QUOTE=Quote (thetease13 @ April 15 2004,14:33)]hawaii is mine...because it is...and because i said so.  yes.  *nods*
and so is part of the bahama's.  lol.

and hey now oberon... i'm a ..... person too.  obviously.
yay for .....!!!!  *lol*[/QUOTE]
Oh man, I've got to get off the drugs ( prescription! prescription!  Great! Now I sound like a hollywood star.  Betty Ford, here I come!)  Thetease, it took me a minute to get your post.  

It's just... mmmyeah...that I always....mmm...associate the dots... with LadyofLucidDepths.....because someone came down....on her for them....in one thread....lol... so everytime I use them I think of her.

Rawbob we KNOW you are kinky...lol...Hmmm, maybe you would like France or Germany.  Or maybe the Netherlands, I understand Amsterdam is quite kinky!  An on-line friend just got back from visisting Tom's Tavern (Tom of Finland) and it looked quite kinky.

So what have we got so far:

1. Thetease: jetting between Hawaii and the Bahamas.

2. WallyLlama (pending acceptance): Brazil, with his nude young women.

3. LittleFury: Forest and Mountians (?)  you could have the whole U.S. and Canada. Would that work??

4. Rawbob: Western Europe- where he can be kinky to his heart's content.

5. Me (oberon): Tahiti and the Polynesian Islands- being pampered by well-built native men

Let's see.  That still leaves:

6. Demonbuttercup: ??

7. LadyofLucidDepths: ? (if she ever show up in this thread)

8. TJdude: ?? ( hope he hasn't gone back in that cave.)

Wow!  So far we seem to be doing pretty well.  Today sexinfo101.com- tomorrow the WORLD!  

Okay, now it's time for me to take my medicine....

Hmmm.. that's interesting. Did you know if you do a lot of (?) your get one of these things ?  Neat!  Okay, definitely medicine time, yes definitely!  ***wanders away mumbling like Rainman***

I think i covered my comments about being KINKY on another thread!

hawaii is mine...because it is...and because i said so. yes. *nods*
and so is part of the bahama's. lol.

and hey now oberon... i'm a ..... person too. obviously.
yay for .....!!!! *lol*

I got my digs on the forest and mountains And of course...partners are included PLus...someone's gotta cook and provide the booze

[QUOTE=Quote (demonbuttercup @ April 15 2004,09:32)]i would join in but im not quite sure whats going on LOL
theres all this crazy talk about tylenol and world domination  [/QUOTE]
This gave me a great laugh... thanks demonbuttercup.

Don't be leery...Jump right in... (we're just having a bit of recreational insanity)...lol- Hey! Using all those dots makes me think... We should invite LadyofLucidDepths... to join in as well.  She's a great one... for telling it like it is ( dots {...} not withstanding. lol)

Right now, I am doing prescription- Neurontin- (which probably explains my comments here), but I'm sure if we take over the world, we can corner the market on Tylenol.

And, of course, all significant others may be First "****" of wherever you take over.  I'll just stick with my scantily clad native men... and maybe the occasional hot tourist...lol.

So we have WallyLlama in Brazil- with his troup of undressed young women- pending his agreement, of course.  And I would like the South Seas- I think Tahiti would be a nice base of operation.

Who's next?

Looking back over this post, I'm beginning to wonder if I'm not taking all this a bit too seriously.

i would join in but im not quite sure whats going on LOL
theres all this crazy talk about tylenol and world domination

well pffft. i'm allergic to tylenol. lol. and advil really only works for me. hmmm...

my only request is that we keep my um...whatever he is.
he'd fit quite nicely into our group. quite nicely indeed. hehehehehehehe.

Oh lord, I am SO gay!!!  My first thought was, "Well, what would you like instead of bikinis?"  LOL.  Okay, okay... so I'm a little slow on the uptake sometimes....

As long as the girls- oops, women, I mean- voluntarily shed the bikinis, you've got it.

I, personally, have decided on the South Sea islands where well-built scantily clad native men can fan me with palm fronds...

Well, everyone, let's hear your preferences....  We have to get these things hammered out if we are going to run the world...

I'll just stick with my ogre, thank you very much...well...he does cook so damn good and brews some damn good beer and mead. BUt I'm sure we can take over Brazil for Wally and find something nice for oberon of course. MUAHAHAHAH
I of course would also like to keep my dear little slave from Germany But we can share him...see how nice I am
Just put your requests in writing and it shall be granted...why?...cuase we're just so damn good
PS...Only Tylnol works for some reason yeah I'm wierd like that

Before we vote, can we amend that to eliminate the bikinis?

um um...i have advil?  will that work?
*tries to bribe fury with advil*  

see...i play nice....sometimes.
*hides handcuffs*

Mmmm.... handcuffs......... now you have MY attention...lol.

I think one of our first appointment ought to be to post WallyLlama somewhere with LOTS of bikini clad young(ish) type women. All in favor say "Aye"...lol.

LOL @ everyone.  

Yeah, thetease, I already invited LittleFury to help with our world domination (used the d word for you Wally...lol) and she said we were too late.......she had already taken over!  But she is going to be nice and share... if we can just find that bloody Tylenol!  Now we just have to get WallyLlama, TJdude, demonbuttercup, and Rawbob.

i'd put that away if i were you.
wally might find that kinky. *lol*

oh and yes, me and oberon already have plans to take over the world. but you're welcome to join in on the action.

*takes out a whip*
Down girl...we don't have time to rawr at boys...we got taking over the world and Tylenol plans to work on

wait...what is "nice"?
*sharpens her claws and weapons and gets ready to torture people unless they got Tylenol"

I'll play nice! I'll play nice!

I do love to hear the words (spoken softly, at least at first) "Mmmm, that's nice."

Some would say I have a high need for approval. Most would not call it a bad thing.

Oh, THAT'S NICE!

Present!

And I have to make it sex related by saying that I'm leaning forward, hoping, hoping... thetease will reach through the screen and "do something."

Wally

well wally...i might if you play nice.

and littlefury...right up that alley as well...that is, if you're referring to what i think you're referring too.

and i need to go back to bed.

and yay for tj! he came out of his cave. lol.

Life's good, but I need that damn Tylenol before I kill someone...slowly

Oh boy, oh boy,  another TJdude, thetease, oberon thread...lol... well so far anyway.

Where's WallyLlama???

And TJdude it's nice to see you around.  Haven't heard much from you lately.

Kinda down here tonight, but hoping things will get better.

edit: I read and reread these things- I swear I do- and I still make mistakes...UGGH!

pretty cool so far
how about you?

Glad you emerged from your cave, TJdude! It must be spring...lol.

Weeelllll... since you are offering FREE Taquila, you may have Brazil as far as I'm concerned. Heck, after a few shots, I may even throw in the rest of South America...

*rawrs at wally*

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