Did a stiff breeze, or hanging out with an attractive woman or any such thing ever lead to you ejaculating?

I have to ask because this little ditty raised the question in my mind. I know it's rather funny (British humour rocks!) and probably facetious, but, often times there are nuggets of truth hidden away in such ridiculousness.

So, do tell, inquiring minds want to know.

Cheers!

:D