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Old 08-01-2003, 10:17 AM
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OMG this is funny, lol

Myth : Fat girls never say no (my guess because I can't speak from experience, everyone must say no sometimes though)
Truth : Guys are more likely to pass wind than Girls (you won't walk in to a women's locker room and see all the chics laughing about farts)
Myth : Flat-chested girls are more aggressive in bed because they feel the need to compensate for their natural deficiency (I would guess the deficiency would make them more reserved)
Truth : Guys sometimes smell like their own feces because they are less likely to wipe themselves properly (100% true)
Myth : "Ugly women" are fun in bed because the man feels less inhibited with her private than in public (I can't imagine an ugly chic being fun in bed, I like to look at my guy and if it wasn't a pretty sight it would turn me off)
Myth or Truth? : Having sex with a "fat chick" is like riding a moped: fun to ride but an embarassment in public (not sure some guys just like fat chics, public or private)
Truth : Men who are arrogant in public are lousy in bed (when they are pleased they think they were good, yeah right)
Truth : "Size" isn't everything (isn't everything but sure is a whole lot)
Myth or Truth? : Women that look like supermodels are lazy in bed because they don't feel the need to prove anything.(no clue, never did a supermodel)
Myth : If a "straight" guy likes to have anal sex in bed, then he is secretly gay (nah, just feels good, if they are having anal sex with a man the answer would be truth)
Myth : You can tell if a person has an STD just from physical inspection of their "T-zone." (many diseases do not have outward symptoms)
Myth : Married men/women cheat because having sex with the same person just gets boring! (I think it's because they are missing something emotionally, lol)
Truth : Get a bunch of straight girls together and after a few beers they will be full-time lesbians (depends on the chics, kissing is common among drunk chics)
Truth : Men want a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom (absolute truth, anyone disagree?)
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