Spend more time with my breasts. My right nipple is wired directly to my clitoris and I can go wild with some combinations.

Accept that I have a period, I am messy and, after the flow starts, I love it. If you are finicky, a tampon or menstrual cup can be left in place. If you are adventurous, spread the old beach towel and really get with it. I'll wipe your chin.