Normal questions:
Name:
Age:
30
Gender:
Male
Orientation:
Straight
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated?
Yes, but it gets me nowhere.
If so, how often a week:
It's random.
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.
If I haven't gotten an orgasm in a while I sometimes wake up humping the mattress. Does that count?
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?
Slow I guess.
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?
Yes. When my wife used to swallow she would sometimes come up and kiss me after and I could taste it. It doesn't bother me.
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?
I used to read stories but it didn't get me where I wanted to go.
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
No.
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin?
No.
If not, when did you lose your virginity?
When I was 21 I think. I lost it to my fiance.
If you are, why are you saving yourself?
N/A
Do you regret (not) being a virgin?
No. Why would I? I'm with the one I love.
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?
Absolutely. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't.
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)
Well if you aren't religious (and I'm not) then you don't even believe in sins so this question is stupid.
Do you practice safe sex?
Yes, it's called only having sex with one partner, who I trust.
Have you ever had an STI, if so what?
No.
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?
No.
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?
That would be a giant yes.
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?
Probably about 3 times a week. That's about how often I find myself wanting. The length of the sessions aren't that important, they can be random lengths. Nothing under 15 or 20 minutes I guess.
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?
Cowgirl. It's easier to see her body.
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
Lots of foreplay. I like to make it last if I can.
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
Yes. It's fun.
Hard, or gentle?
Both, alternating.
Deep, or shallow thrusts?
Deep.
Do you like to bite or be bitten?
Yes to both. Gently though.
What about slapped?
I like to slap my wife's ass when I'm fucking her from behind.
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?
Have you even had an orgasm?
Are you just as horny as the guys?
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”?
Sex on your period; yes or no?
Would you ever do anal?
What about fisting?
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
I don't think who goes first is really important. I try to spend a lot of time pleasing her.
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
Yes! If she lets me.
Sex on her period; yes or no?
Yes, but only in the shower.
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
I love it. It's one of my favorite things.
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
The idea doesn't appeal to me but I try to stay open-minded about sex. That would take some thinking over. Definitely not more.
Would you ever try anal?
I would try it in the shower where everything is clean.
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
In my wife's mouth.
Do you like how pussy tastes?
Yes.
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
Of course.
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
I'm a snuggler. Once we've caught our breath and showered of course.