OMG - look yeah shitting happens and it is embarassing as all hell but, hey, this is real life and you have to learn to deal with this. Evacuate before sex. I'd also recommend giving up on the anal sex. Sorry, but you don't want to completely lose control over your spincter.
But the "sharting" nonsense has to go! If you're old enough to have sex then you're old enough to use adult language.
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