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Originally Posted by EvilEvilKitten
SK - you're saying some guy dumped you on a RUMOR?!?!?!
What? Is he stupid??
Sweety, you don't have to explain a damn thing. Just tell the bastard that you wish his gf the best of luck - because she'll need it!
Tell his gf that you're sooo very grateful to her! Thank her for taking this lame ass creature calling itself 'a man' off your hands because you just know he stands no chance of living a good life without adult supervision and you just couldn't bring yourself to just dump him out into the street. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. (Be sure to GUSH when you say it.)
and then laugh all the way home!
-from Book 1 paragraph 21 of "How to Kill Politely."
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Yes, he was stupid, to make matters worse he heard it from a friend of mine. I told his new gf he was an assh*** and he wasn't worth fucking.