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Normal questions:
Name: Joe
Age: 42
Gender:Male
Orientation: Straight
Self Pleasure:Absolutely
Have you ever masturbated? Absolutely
If so, how often a week:3 times
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.
I often use few pillows
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?
Both...it is slow, thoughtout and at times aggressive
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?
Yes
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?
Sometimes, I will watch a porn other times, I think about past experiences/partners
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
Nope
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin? NO
If not, when did you lose your virginity? 14
If you are, why are you saving yourself?
Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Not at all
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship? a committed relationship
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)
Not at all
Do you practice safe sex?
Sometimes
Have you ever had an STI, if so what?
Never
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?
Yes
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?!
Very much
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?
I would have it every morning and every night.
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?
I enjoy the "cowgirl" woman sitting on my face.
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
Foreplay
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
Yes, the car
Hard, or gentle?
Both
Deep, or shallow thrusts?
Both
Do you like to bite or be bitten?
Both
What about slapped?
Nope
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?
Have you even had an orgasm?
Are you just as horny as the guys?
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”?
Sex on your period; yes or no?
Would you ever do anal?
What about fisting?
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
I please my woman until she is twisting and turning and placing apillow ovr her moans.
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
sure
Sex on her period; yes or no?
Yes
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
Yes
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
Never
Would you ever try anal?
Not on me
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
Other than mouth and sharing the taste with her...I would say, ass
Do you like how pussy tastes?
Absolutely
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
I would always give my woman oral...all the time
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Snuggle
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