[EvilEvilKitten]

In the VERY olden days, girls were married off to guys selected for them as soon as the girls began menstruating for the express purpose of having a child every year. Girls became grandmothers at age 24 and most were dead by age 30. Menopause was entirely unknown (excepting Sparta). Love as we understand it wasn't important.

Then we have the systems of doweries, bride prices and so on; so many goats per girl. MY borther when he was in the first Iraq war was told "I'll trade you 5 camels for this woman here." The woman in question being an Army Corporal at the time. Don't think it doesn't still happen. Some brides in India are slaughtered for not bringing in enough.

Middle Ages and we have marriage for reasons other than love still, only now it is more so. And this continued right up until 1900 or so. Before then, love matches were considered a 'lower' form of marriage. But a child every year was still considered a woman's duty.

Before the 1940's, a wife enjoying the attentions of her husband was considered a slut. Heaven help the girl who was loved and left!

Please be advised that thiss did not pertain to everyone but the above was the social norm for thousands of years. The fact that it no longer is the social norm is due to Feminism. So you owe your mothers and grandmothers a huge debt!

Sex is a messy, wild, exasperating, hilarious, absurd, delightful, pestiferous, WONDERFUL experience!!! I highly recommend it!! But it is not glamorous. Hot, yes; glamorous....not so much, esp for beginners such as yourself.

You fall off the bed, you roll over and punch your lover in the eye (oops!), there's sweat everywhere, the sheets are damp, men tend to snore and hog the bed, - but really, it is a lot of FUN!

To prepare: masturbate to the point of orgasm often! Every chance you get. This is your body, your sexuality - accept it, embrace it, rejoice in it!

Remember our motto: "Doing 'wrong' until I do it right!"