Normal questions:
Name:
Chris
Age:
17
Gender:
male
Orientation:
Straight
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated?
hell yea lol
If so, how often a week:
wheneva really prob once a day max
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.:
well once i used a vibrating shaver
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?:
ussually quick and dirty (just how i like it)
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?:
once didnt like it tho
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?:
yea more often than not
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?:
no just 2 sensitive
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin?:
nope
If not, when did you lose your virginity?:
a whole month ago lol
If you are, why are you saving yourself?
Do you regret (not) being a virgin?:
nope
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’:
ooo ... errmm .... i think i love her those that count ?
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious):
of cours it isn't! any religion who says so is narrow minded and sexually deprived
Do you practice safe sex?
yes every time
Have you ever had an STI, if so what?
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?!
a lil but not as much as oral atm
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?
maybe half of each week and for as long as it takes for her 2 cum
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?
not tried that many but wood love 2 try doggy
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
long foreplay all the way 
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
no unfortunately like the idea tho
Hard, or gentle? ...
gotta say hard
Deep, or shallow thrusts?
no prefernce really wot ever she likes (atm it is deep)
Do you like to bite or be bitten?
got strange erge 2 bite but never tried it
What about slapped?
nah not agressive enough
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?
Have you even had an orgasm?
Are you just as horny as the guys?
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”?
Sex on your period; yes or no?
Would you ever do anal?
What about fisting?
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
her first at least once
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
yea she loved it (i felt a lil guilty)
Sex on her period; yes or no?
no she woodn't enjoy it i dnt think
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
not recieved 1 yet
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
never dun so but not adverse 2 idea if i enjoy it
Would you ever try anal?
yea can't see the harm
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
ermm pussy
Do you like how pussy tastes?
mmmmmm ... pussy 
(yes)
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
both
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
depends who i was with i guess (atm i prefer on my own)