Normal questions:
Name:
Jay
Age:
51
Gender:
Male
Orientation:
Straight
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated?
Sure!
If so, how often a week:
2-4 times, depending.
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.
Not really.
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?
Slow and passionate, let the fantasies roll...
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?
Sure!
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?
Sometimes.
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
No.
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin?
Not for quite a while now!
If not, when did you lose your virginity?
19
If you are, why are you saving yourself?
Do you regret (not) being a virgin?
Not for a moment!
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’
For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?
Absolutely!
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)
No.
Do you practice safe sex?
Not now...we've been married for quite a while.
Have you ever had an STI, if so what?
No.
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?
Unfortunately, yes.
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?!
Of course!
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?
3 times a week, 2 hours each time.
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin?
Spooning behind her, rubbing between her breasts, or having her on top.
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
Long foreplay, but whatever she's looking for to get warmed up. I am usually pre-warmed. 
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
Does an ex-GF's parent's bedroom -- while they were home -- count? I thought so.
Hard, or gentle?
Varies.
Deep, or shallow thrusts?
Varies.
Do you like to bite or be bitten?
An occasional nibble either way is nice, but nothing too hard.
What about slapped?
Gentle spanking on the butt is nice.
Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):
Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?
Have you even had an orgasm?
Are you just as horny as the guys?
Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?
When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”?
Sex on your period; yes or no?
Would you ever do anal?
What about fisting?
Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
She ALWAYS comes first, unless she doesn't want to.
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
Sure!
Sex on her period; yes or no?
Not an issue anymore, but I never minded it.
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
Occasionally, if she's into it. If she's not, we'll be better off doing something else.
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
Oh, yeah...
Would you ever try anal?
I have, and enjoyed it very much.
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
It depends...inside her, on her tummy, between her breasts, on her face -- wherever she's the most receptive, and that varies. All are fine with me.
Do you like how pussy tastes?
Yes, like heaven!
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
I'd be fine doing hatever she enjoyed the most.
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Definitely snuggle.