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Originally Posted by curious_woman

As the title says:

SEX SURVEY!

Have fun




Normal questions:


Name: Rick

Age: 54

Gender: Male

Orientation: Straight




Self Pleasure:


Have you ever masturbated? Yes

If so, how often a week: depends sometimes none sometimes 5

Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. long time ago a pillow and I made a fleshlight kind of thing not great.

When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? quick

Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? yes

Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? rarely

For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? yes
For women: when you pet your kitty, do you play with your clit, or use penetration to finish?



Personal Questions:


Are you a virgin? no

If not, when did you lose your virginity? 20

If you are, why are you saving yourself?

Do you regret (not) being a virgin? no

For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?’ no

BTW I married a virgin, I don't recommend it.

For virgins: Would you rather lose your virginity in a fling/one night stand, or in a committed relationship?

Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) no

Do you practice safe sex? yes

Have you ever had an STI, if so what? Mono

Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? no



Random Questions:


Do you even like sex?! YES

If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? 4times 2 plus hours

What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? 69 and cowgirl

Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? long fore play

Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? yes

Hard, or gentle? depends

Deep, or shallow thrusts? again depends

Do you like to bite or be bitten? no

What about slapped? no





Women Only questions (some of these can be answered by gay/bi men):


Do you orgasm vaginally (penetration) or orally (clit stimulation)?

Have you even had an orgasm?

Are you just as horny as the guys?

Do you like giving blow jobs, if so do you like how cum tastes?

When you get wet, are you as wet as a geyser, dry as a bucket of sand, or just “normal”?

Sex on your period; yes or no?

Would you ever do anal?

What about fisting?

Do you still pleasure your man orally/manually if you’re “not in the mood” but he is?

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?



Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):


Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? the woman

Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? yes

Sex on her period; yes or no? if she wants to yes

Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? yes

Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? i have not but if i am prepared ok

Would you ever try anal? which way. did a gal anal once, if she wants to do me ok

Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) in her mouth deep throated

Do you like how pussy tastes? yes if she is clean

If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? yes

Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? snuggle

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