Well, I'm a 21 years old male and still a virgin, to my displeasure. Kitten, u may be "ancient" but I would gladly do anything to have half as much experience as you. That being said it has been ages since I have been on the site and it has become the embodiment of sex itself, as close possible, in writing; thus i deem this site the sex bible.
Child: "Mommy, is sex bad?"
Mother: "Where did u hear about sex!?"
Child: "I heard about it at school."
Mother: "Yes, sex is bad dear."
{The child begins to cry}
Mother: "What's the matter?"
Child: "At school, they told us that children come from their mom and dad having sex."
Child: "And at church the man says that people who do bad things go to Hell, I don't want you to go to Hell."
[The mother then calls the school to blame them]
(This is a real (partial) conversation between an Aunt of mine and her child. Thought it was funny so now it's posted; OCD is now happy
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