Normal questions:
Name: Bob
Age: 33
Gender: M
Orientation: Straight
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated? Oh yeah
If so, how often a week: 2 to 3 times per week
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc. Have in the past, but not recently
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate? Depends on the amount of time I have
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice? Yes, not sure I liked it. Might need to try it again.
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going? Yes
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls? Yes, makes it better!
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin? Nope
If not, when did you lose your virginity? 16
Do you regret (not) being a virgin? Not one bit
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to? Yes
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious) No
Do you practice safe sex? Did before I was married
Have you ever had an STI, if so what? No
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one? Yes, that's why I'm now married
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?! I'm additiced
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session? 7 days, for hours on end.
What is your favourite position, or which do you expect it to be if you’re a virgin? Doggie Style
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it? Depends on the mood
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught? In my car in a parking lot by Toys R' Us
Hard, or gentle? gentle
Deep, or shallow thrusts? deep
Do you like to bite or be bitten? sometimes
What about slapped? no
Men Only questions (or women with a strap-on I guess!):
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself? My girl first
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest? yes if she let me.
Sex on her period; yes or no? No thank you
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job? Wish my girl liked giving blow jobs.
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you? Not yet, I would like to try it
Would you ever try anal? Yes, but want to try it again.
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you) On her behind/back.
Do you like how pussy tastes? One of my favorite things in the world!
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on? Sure!
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone? Usually I fall asleep, but snuggling sounds good.