I agree with the above--EXCEPT FOR THE "PERV". A lot of guys collect their ejaculate in a jar. I have suggested this from time to time when the question of what to do with "my semen" comes up. A small wide mouth jar like marinated artichokes come in is just fine. And, also, I would
not use one of these products as a practical joke. Please give me an example.
(I am curious why you think it is perverted to use a jar for this purpose when masturbating? Using a jar offers easy clean up, delayed clean up, no muss no fuss, and no wet or stained sheets. I don't believe you've thought this thru at all!)
My first lube was saliva. It is clear, readily available, and free.
When an individual or a couple wants to use a lube I do not think their first concern is what it looks like, only in the immediate benefit derived. I may be wrong, however, I don't believe your products have any redeeming value. In my never to be so humble opinion, you stand a much better chance of bringing a clear transparent lube to market that is colored. Consider "Passion Pink", "Blue Mood Remover", or some other creative name.