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Old 05-14-2009, 07:39 AM
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Popsicles. Go out and enjoy eating popsicles.

There are several reasons why women aren't eager to give oral sex to men:

1. he reeks!
2. she's been educated that sex is debasing, dirty, etc.
3. man his penis is UGLY - trust me on this one
4. she doesn't know what to do with it

Hence the popsicles - all but biting of course although there was this one guy.....

While she's practicing with her popsicles, get yourself a big navel orange and cut it into quarters (stem end up) and then eat the pulp out using only your mouth.

This could be fun! And that's the point - make it fun.
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