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Although it feels like gallons, the ejaculation deposits about one tablespoon of semen into you. This is delivered in gelatinous form for effectiveness in moving 400 million sperm from his body to yours. This immediately begins to liquify and will all be clear liquid in about fifteen minutes. About one-half of the semen will be absorbed through your vaginal walls and enter your bloodstream; the other half drains out.

Depending upon your supply of natural lubrication, or whether you are a squirter, you may be contributing a bit as well. Usually there is not a huge amount of liquid to deal with. Keep a stack of finger towels on the bedside table. You can then put a small towel between your legs to control the tickles and remain there. You can go wash up if you wish a bit later.

Even with the drainage, there are still a few hundred million sperm swimming around inside you. If 100 women have unprotected sex for a year, 85 will become pregnant. If you have some difficulty conceiving, we recommend that you lie on your back with your hips raised on a small pillow. After his ejaculation he withdraws carefully and you remain on your back with legs and hips elevated for about twenty minutes or so. This reduces the drainage to a minimum. It also causes the semen to puddle right by your cervix giving the sperm access to your cervical os and into your uterus.

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