Normal questions:
Name:
Billyboy331
Age:
40
Gender:
M
Orientation:
Straight
Self Pleasure:
Have you ever masturbated?
Yes
If so, how often a week:
7 times
Have you ever used a random object to get off? Ex: a pillow, hairbrush, shower head, etc.
Tried a pillow. Didn't work.
When you touch yourself, is it quick and dirty (aka get it over as fast as possible), or slow and passionate?
Slooooooooow
Have you ever tasted your cum/pussy juice?
Yes
Do you watch porn, or read erotic stories to get you where you’re going?
Often, yes
For men: when you jerk off, do you play with or otherwise touch your balls?
Sometimes, a little. It's not a big thing for me.
Personal Questions:
Are you a virgin?
No
If not, when did you lose your virginity?
Recently
Do you regret not being a virgin?
No
For non-virgins: Do/did you love the person you lost your virginity to?
Yes
Do you think sex is a sin? (even if you still have it, or aren’t religious)
No
Do you practice safe sex?
Yes
Have you ever had an STI, if so what?
No
Have you ever had an unplanned pregnancy/caused one?
No
Random Questions:
Do you even like sex?!
Oh, yeah!
If you could have sex as often as you like, for as long as you like…how many days a week, and how long each session?
Five days a week, three long sessions (90 minutes?) and two shorter (30).
What is your favourite position?
Right now, Cross.
Do you prefer long foreplay, or just going straight to it?
Usually, foreplay.
Ever done it somewhere where you could get caught?
Not yet. 
Hard, or gentle?
Gentle...gentle...gentle...gentle...HARD HARD HARD
Deep, or shallow thrusts?
Both, please.
Do you like to bite or be bitten?
A little nibbling is good. Hard bites, no.
What about slapped?
Nope.
Men Only questions:
Are you selfish in bed; do you please your woman first or yourself?
Her first, if at all possible.
Would you ever cum on a (wo)man’s chest?
Yes
Sex on her period; yes or no?
Yes
Do you like deep-throat when you receive a blow job?
Yes, but it's not crucial.
Have you ever let someone finger or more your ass? Would you?
No, and I'd prefer not to.
Would you ever try anal?
Rather not. If she REALLY wanted it, maybe.
Favourite place to cum? (body part, or literal place its up to you)
In her mouth.
Do you like how pussy tastes?
Oh, yes. Very much.
If you had to have your cock amputated (don’t cringe too much its theoretical!), would you still give your woman oral, or penetrate her with a strap-on?
Absolutely
Do you like to snuggle after sex, or do you prefer to be alone?
Snuggle, please