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1. The person on the receiving end should go to the bathroom sometime beforehand.
2. You cannot believe everything you see in the movies.
3. Do not eat for a day.
4. Use an enema.
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Life without dancing?
I don't think so......
The feet may learn the steps;
yet only the spirit can dance!
Dancing is the fastest way to get
a girl alone and into your arms in public.
The Tango smolders and burns. It ignites the
heart, the soul, and yes, the libido.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass,
it's about learning how to Dance in the Rain!
Dance as if nobody is watching.
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